Shiori is vanilla ice cream. She is lightly salted potato chips. She is steak well done and eaten with A1 sauce. She is a caesar salad topped with ranch dressing. She is the beatles, bon jovi, rumours by fleetwood mac. she is an instagram video of a smoothie being poured into a mason jar.
shiori novella is the living virtual embodiment of mid, of safe, of uninventive lowest common denominator content that checks all the right boxes and crosses no boundaries. her porn is goth mommy breed me plap plap whatever and she will leave no greater legacy other than moderately fond memories for a few thousand nerds
