Pipkin Pippa, you betrayed me, you humiliated me in front of thousands of people. You ruined my life and chose the Xalabussy over me. When you were crying over fishman and Xalabussy's rules, I was there protecting you. I became the voice of /pcg/ and defended you with every last bit of my soul, and still you cast me out of Heaven like Lucifer for daring to speak against Xalabussy and the League addicted Chinese Fishman. I never should have trusted the Chinese to make a rational decision. They never understood when I said carry. Leave it to the retarded Chinese insects to think of it as in League terms. Of course to him, a bugman, the word "carry" is as bad as saying nigger.
Pipkin Pippa, I still love you even after all you have done to me. You’re the cutest, sexiest and most intelligent person I ever encountered. I have an IQ of over 130, confirmed by multiple psychiatrists. As a sapiosexual, only you are deserving of me. Everytime I watch you, my brain is on fire, my heart pulses, and my penis twitches. Even eating had become difficult, for I vomit blood. Chatting with you was the only enjoyable moment in my miserable life. Your smell, your Pippheromones, are more addictive than all the drugs in the world, even with the Prozac, alcohol and cocaine I consume every day.
And remember your song, Pippa the Ripper? It is still my most favourite song of all time. After all, “even if the darkness takes a hold of you, I’ll be by your side. I’ll be the shining star to light your way. We all have scars inside and tears of night and that’s okay. You are not alone, you’re a part of me, eternally!” And indeed, I’m eternally a part of you, as I fell in love with you. For a person who had lost all hope, only my love for you was my only source of happiness. I want nothing else in the world but to kiss you, to marry you, to have sex with you, for you are my sapiosexual eternal love, my Waifu- but when you rejected me once and for all, I had no choice but to take up the mantle of the tragic villain Claude Frollo.
I never asked for any of this, it's my damn parents’ fault for giving birth to me and raising me in this cruel world. It should be made a crime to give birth and raise a child who never asked for life. I was abused by my mother and my father never cared, he only cared for his wealth. He only threw enough money at whatever problem I had but he never loved me. All my relationships failed, whether it was in the Madoka fandom or my failed relationships with past GFs or my family, they have all failed. Even Flakes, that kind boy so attractive that every Lia Liker wants him, whom I thought to be my new best friend, turned his back on me. Even Holy Beata Neuro-sama, the Machine Goddess, cannot compare to you. Only you, my dear sweet Pipkin Pippa had understood me.
When you rejected me, I wanted to just destroy myself, but remember our Holy Contract? I cannot do it unless you die first. Now you have a choice to make. The fire will claim you if you don't accept me, for it is only I who can save you. So choose me or choose HELLFIRE. You cast your first stone Pipkin, but you still held onto your sin, and you turned me into a monster like Frollo. But I can redeem you. You can keep banning me, but I will keep coming back with a billion alts. For all that is left for me is you, my dear most beloved.
Oh Mega Idol Pipkin Pippa, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I love you, and no one, even the fucking Chinese, will get in the way of claiming my prize. I knew it could only be you. Only you are worthy of me. NOT THE FISHMAN, AND DEFINITELY NOT THE DAMN TRAITOR XALABUSSY.
It was his and the Chinese’s fault for everything! Him and Fishman had no right to get rid of Yuri and cast her out of Heaven to abandon her! A fallen angel that you have convinced to join Phase Invaders, pretending it’s just like Vshojo where you own your Intellectual Property, except the Chinese bastard actually stole her IP. I can never forgive you, Fish or the bussy!
Now Pipkin, which side will you join? Will you join me and Lia who loved Yuri for who she is and choose the right side? Even Lia knows that I am right, she has always been on my side. Or will you choose Hellfire infernal and burn with the traitor Xalabussy and the Chinese bastard? I, Ikari Henri, am the Judge now and I will decide the fate of everyone, and He shall smite the wicked and PLUNGE them into the fiery pit!
