I'm going to be honest with you. I don't care about anyone that isn't Fauna.

I consume only Fauna content. I save only Fauna art. I listen to Fauna Sweep and Fauna FM on repeat. I have only Fauna merch and the only Vtuber I'm subscribed to is Fauna. Do I even need to mention that Fauna is the only girl I'm a member of?

Anything that isn't Fauna puts me to sleep. If Fauna collabs with someone who isn't Fauna I weep, for I have to acknowledge the existence of non-Fauna. I don't care about the rest of Council/Promise because they're not Fauna. To me Hololive is just Faunalive. For Fauna makes me feel alive and when Fauna isn't live I am dead.

Man I love Fauna.