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Every day, deadbeats around the world suffer from a malignant disease known as Rrat-Effected Degenerative DIcTion Syndrome. Left unchecked, this will eventually cause them to be unable to say any phrases other than "Kawaiiope Moririn is an adorable dork", leaving them to waste away in their own filth, unable to call for help.
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Sorry, I can't spare any yous right now, my landlord upped the rent to three yous a month
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>>8311387 RRAT LIQUIDATION SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO!
>Doctors appointment/surgery date was moved up >Family tragedy >IRS trouble >Visa running out >Depression arc part 2 >Covid vaccine >Actually dieing/graduating >Suspension because of a recent collab >Commited a crime and has to get rid of evidence >Fucked up her reservation >Graduating, getting deported, and dieing all at the same time >Kidnapping mamaloni >Attacked/raped by/raping manlets >is actually Anemachi >Pregnant >Mind transfer with a robot body >Kiara did it >Just wanted more days off >Lost her voice >is getting married >doing it just to make (you) suffer >Surprise online tour with Fake Type >Rematch in person with the tank man >Moving to a new house >Comatose >Ran out of breastmilk from selling too much of it >Dildocart racing in Florida with the moistman >Interview with record label >Working on her WoD campaign >Writer's block in general >Blackmailed into flying back to the United States to cough in Iron Mouse's room >Got into a fight with a corporate Japanese manlet and is still raging about it >Cartels blackmailed her into being a drug mule >Mafia blackmailing her into giving them money >She affronted Yakuza leader Kiryu Coco and must pay with her body in a soapland for a week >Korean geondals are after her for protection money >Chinese Triads are copying her music through Chinese Napster >A week long period >Undergoing Spetsnaz training in an undisclosed Black Sea training facility >Addicted to FGO and is using all of her money to get Summer Kiara >Flying to Italy to buy 5 new horn hats >Washed away by the tide >Went on a drunken bender and woke up a thousand miles away >Left to kill the dad joke once and for all >Training in the room of spirit and time >Is bi and is staying at home masturbating to porn of Ame while her boyfriend licks her asshole >Lost her smile like Shawn Michaels >Taken out on the town by Watame >Got Nihongo Jouzu'd one too many times >Back on her reaping duties temporarily >Had to take time off to contribute to the 1 million takodachi collage >Listened to all 6 stages of "Everywhere at the End of Time" >Is taking a break of that kit-kat bar >forgot her meds >Is collabing with Koopa Fortuna from the hololive global threads >Is eliminating all other Mori alters so she can be The One >Shadowverse training arc with Mousey >Is writing her second novel for young adults, "The Powerful Reapers of Destiny" >Converting to Islam to give the highest of ups to Allah >Borrowed Watson's time machine so she can redo all of her past yabs >Is secretly the Gundam SEED Movie's writer >Is doing a RAP bootcamp for Gen5 >Started to become Yukihana Lamy >Called Flare a nigger in front of yagoo >Recording a double demon collab song >Spilled her spaghetti and lost her poor meatball when it rolled out of the door >Got a little too into roleplaying on obscure internet chatrooms >In the process of ditching hololive to sign with Dr. Dre's label >Cloning herself for the MoriDice collab/CalliMori rap battle >Slipped into the calliopeople timeline >Invading the dreams of all the deadbeats who miss her >went into hiding because she can't stop cringing at herself >left to search for the Dragon Balls so she can make her one wish that she can't pretend she don't wanna see come true >she heard her activation phrase and was awakened to the reality that she was a Russian bioweapon raised in the states to be used against glorious nippon >Finding more subtle ways to put roommate references into everything >Started to care TOO much about hololive and took off early to distance herself from them >Busy setting up multiple false accounts with vpns to donate during the all the celebrations happening during her absence >Had to go into the offices at cover to receive her yearly corporate brainwashing >Cares more about other vtubers than her fans >she's learning EU4 after getting Paradox permissions >Is fighting a losing battle trying to get her gaseous asseous under control >Appearing as a special guest at E3 >Preparing for constant all night sex orgies with Okayu, Coco, A-chan and Coco >Training for holofightz >Watching the Coca Cola 600 in the grandstands of Charlotte Motor Speedway >Furiously working on the D-side MV to Roki >tied up in the holohouse's basement >Flew all the way to Central Kansas just to go to a Golden Corral >Started smuggling designer clothings with devil like gimmicks and accessories >Became substitute coach for the Suns to lead them to victory over the Lakers >Is turning black and regretting it >Has gotten really into baking >cucking mousey AND milky queen by having sex with Cali-P >Visting Mr. Koro in the hospital >her english school begged for her to sub in when the replacement teacher got covid and she likes kids so she couldn't say no Anonymous
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I think I may have REDDITS, what can I do to help myself?
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
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>Every day, deadbeats around the world suffer from a malignant disease known as Rrat-Effected Degenerative DIcTion Syndrome. Left unchecked, this will eventually cause them to be unable to say any phrases other than "Kawaiiope Moririn is an adorable dork", leaving them to waste away in their own filth, unable to call for help. >For 5 (You)'s a month, you can fight back against this disease. If you or a deadbeat close to you have been affected by REDDITS, call our toll free number now, and we'll connect you to a Chibiope Mori that you can confide your secrets in. >Together, we can drain the cum out of your brain, and make you a real person again
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Why are deadbeats and their antis (also deadbeats) so fucking chuuni and cringe?
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>>8311668 fanbase reflects the oshi
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>>8311668 shut the fuck up
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
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