>>83461056This may or may not be a sex ad. I don’t know yet. It’s not important. What is important is that I need a young man, between 18 and 29, to get over here and spend many hours of his time watching Breaking Dimensions on my TV, because it’s brilliant, and because no dick he ever sucks or strokes or receives will ever be as important as experiencing Breaking Dimensions. I am offering you the chance to improve your life, at no cost to you aside from some of your time. I expect this to be ongoing, because Hololive is way too fucking long (it took me ~20 hours to watch every stream this week) and you simply must see the ending. It’s a deliciously demented mental orgasm.
You must be at least 18 because Breaking Dimensions is an M-rated concert featuring extreme violence and cunny. You must be no older than 29 because Breaking Dimensions is the voice of our generation, and the surrealistic idol dialogue interspersed with cute songs will surely not resonate with middle-aged audiences outside of Japan. You must be a man because uhhhhhhhhhhh vtubers.
All those naked pictures of me are because I may or may not be naked during this. You are not here for me. You are here to watch Breaking Dimensions, and only to watch Breaking Dimensions, and you must not let me distract you from watching Breaking Dimensions. It’s a mesmerising concert so I will not be watching it with you. I might watch you. I might rub you. I might blow you. I might take a shower with the door open. I might fall asleep. I might watch a different stream or read a book. I might leave my apartment and go somewhere to eat. Don’t expect anything out of this other than to be amazed by Breaking Dimensions.
If you seem awkward and unwilling to fully immerse yourself in YAGOO's wacky and wonderful idol company, I will turn you away. Serious replies ONLY.
