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For the 467th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.
>"Sweetest Scarlet" MV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMlYZdynxE >First EP: In My Feelings https://cover.lnk.to/esLvqA https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kj9UFrjkLGkscXeNLZJfgOKADxOvDuTpY >Streams ▼ Next stream
Fri 08/30 7PM CT, Ring Fit Adventure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceo2JS-K97o ▼ Previous stream
08/29, Culvers handcam mukbang:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5CPvk31ok 08/28, walking zatsudan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1d5nONVXY 08/27, Stardew Valley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxV-QOPiHgc ▼ Previous appearances
Thu 08/29, clip of the PowerWash with Kronii collab on the HoloEN channel:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_y70oklPmzs >Recent merch 3D debut merch, Paper Knife:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_3d2024 Nerissa 1st Anniversary Celebration:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nerissaravencroft_an1st hololive English -Advent- 1st Anniversary Celebration:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_an1st >Music First original song: Say My Name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fkTc7Hlp0 https://cover.lnk.to/SayMyName BlueBird cover of DECO*27 - Salamander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9o4BOeBcJU Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c Advent karaoke offcollab (Jul 2024)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7jLinwSwg Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01 >Useful Links YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft Twitter:
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroft Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch:
https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01 Previous thread:
>>84033724 A word of advice: as per
>>1 , be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.
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2024 to date Solo streams: 87 Collabs: 80 Twitch collabs: 5 Solo karaoke: 4 Members: 13
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I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world
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I want to suck on Nerissa Ravencroft's thigh mole
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Rissa is aware of the TikToks of black people washing chicken
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Seems Rissa may have been the one who picked the song that she sang with Shiori and Fauna.
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>>84103877 Guess i'm black now
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>>84103877 If you don't wash the chicken with at least 1kg of salt you're a barbarian
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>>84103877 Do you think Rissa crosses the street when she sees a black man
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>>84104663 Yes, especially when she sees NIGGERISH cornrows
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>>84104767 i will never not find that funny kek
the timing with those two tweets made me laugh so hard
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Remia from Vspoen implied she was Dming Nerissa. Just flirting I guess.
https://youtu.be/Vz_gliS80wU?t=509 Anonymous
>>84104952 They have the same Mama right?
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>>84104952 Thanks for sharing. I'm not familiar with her but she seems nice.
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>>84104952 >OSRS pickup line >Insecure asf >I just wanna talk about cute girls and food That's literally a reskinned Rissa
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>>84104952 >slid into her sibling's dms Anonymous
>>84105123 Me in the middle
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>>84105578 rissa you have a stream in 5 MINUTES PLEASE DONT SHITPOST HERE
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>>84105123 Dresses made from my FATFUCK feathers
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>>84103704 Nerisa got SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY AN AUTIST LIVE ON STAGE
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>>84103704 Twintail Rissa WILL happen, I manifest it.
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>No 3D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Awww, no mocopi. Maybe next time.
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SOUNDCLIPPERS GET READY FOR THE STREAM SHE'S GONNA MAKE NOISES
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>the fattest fuck of them all
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Ring fit just doesn't hit the same as the old wii fit games
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>This can make your hips more flexible The game is training her for sex
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>>84106753 Switch stuff is just souless. It's too sanitized and the UI and presentation is boring as hell.
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>Just doing stretches at the beginning and already out of breath We are in for some prime kino tonight, Jailbros
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>already dying Ngmi Rissa, ngmi
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>winded and needs water after just stretching Jesas
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Already skipping reading lol.
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>>84106992 She's just like me fr (certified fat fuck)
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I thought this was an exercising game why is it a wannabe jrpg now
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Oh no.... not starting with chairpose
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this is the first ring fit stream i've caught live, is having a boner normal?
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Nerissa is prime American rep
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>>84107183 Yes. Watch Kronii or especially Subaru's
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> she's playing dumb to get a breather kek
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Your oshi... She's unfit
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>cheering her on and kissing her every time she finishes an exercise to reward her for how well she's doing
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why is the thread so silent>what are you doing jailbirds
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I came like 3 times from hee moans during that previous exercize
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jailbirds i thought your oshi had a fucked up back
>>84106938 doesnt she like... do long runs while singing or something? i seem to remember that from around her debut
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>>84107783 in the berdcage straight yorkin it
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Does this mean Rissa is a screamer during sex
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It's funny how her 3d goes down during every squad
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>>84107852 Yes, how havent you noticed? However, remember only missionary, but rough missionary allowed
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rissa is definitely the type of woman to have you fuck her for like 6 minutes and then ride you for 45 seconds and say she's too tired but be mad if you slow down at all
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>I'm dying No Rissa, the dying person I saw had 250BPM
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150 bpm for that stationary of a workout is actually kind of crazy. Even at the gym I noticed my heart rate never went above like 135
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>>84108279 jeez, probably felt like their heart was about to explode out of their chest
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>>84108173 Rissa is the kinda woman who only likes it slow
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>>84108447 Slow, kissy and huggy sex
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>>84108038 No, make her get on top as part of her stamina training
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>>84108279 i knew a guy who clocked almost 230bpm doing decathlon training. he was surprised that that range is when people start taking you to the hospital kek
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>>84108374 That was exactly their complaint at the ER kek. Said he saw his wife giving birth a couple of minutes ago at our hospital and suddenly his heart rate skyrocketed. Luckily it was just atrial fibrillation and we got him stabilized really quickly
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Nerissa stop coping.
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>>84108494 Yep in missoinary position
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>>84108367 I don’t even think my bpm reaches that during my runs…
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i just checked what my phone says for my BPM on biking and it shows 110-141, her getting 150 for this is wild
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There's no way she'd be able to have active sex. I'll have to do everything my self
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>>84108693 did you really think she was anything other than a pillow princess?
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HEY QROCKPOT QUITE >GREENTEXTING ON YOUTUBE LIVE CHAT
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Collecting Rissa's underboob sweat for consumption purposes
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>>84108783 hey watabird make room for me
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>No folic acid Good, she isn't pregnant
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>"the vitamins made me weak!"
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>>84108671 i mean biking is less exerting than this, but yeah just jogging in place and doing a couple stretches shouldn't be giving you 150+ bpm
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>Nerissa took her meds Did you?
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no way shes blaming it on exogenous supplements…
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Nerissa is s weak I could do anything I want with her and she wouldn't be able to resist haha
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She needs to fix her diet
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>>84108872 You can have her pit sweat, but everything that touches her underboob is mine
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>>84108892 she's like a foot taller than me and I'm a toothpick, but even I feel like I have one over her
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>my girlfailure is showing today It's really hot and cute
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>>84108984 Destiny go back to felching femboy cum out of your wives pussy
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>>84108984 >a foot taller Fembird...
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>Fembirds NO SUCH THING!
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>my INT is decent X
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Why are Jailbirds such gooners? You guys just goon too much to your oshi. Why can't you have a platonic fantasy about your oshi, like KFP does with Kiara?
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>>84109245 She is literally my wife
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>>84109117 *insert jailbird with sombrero pic*
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>>84109245 She wrapped her legs around my back and yelled at me to cum inside
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My wet cat oshi I love her so much
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>>84109245 Her supple culver's fed curves are made to be gooned to
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>>84109245 Jailbirds are the highest T birds. It's why we are so prone to criminality and risky goon seshes.
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>>84109292 I'll be back in a minute
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>>84108892 i'm skinny as fuck but have a wiry build. i could definitely tackle her and have my way
a little ashamed to say i have some weird ass fantasies that may or may not involve sex from behind >>84109245 we need an outlet to expel that excess t, and who better to do it than a midwestern goddess of fertility
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Guys, is she dying for real...?
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what would happen if her heart just gives out on stream?
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>>84109376 Yeah but can't really blame her for this one, she can't control whether she feels well or not.
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>>84107183 >he never watched Moona's ringfit stream Anonymous
>>84109245 Nerissa would be the kind of girl to play with your soft dick and balls in a non sexual way. Just because she finds it funny.
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>>84109245 i actually have never gooned to her, sure she's an attractive model but i feel jacking it to her is a certain path of no return for rme
I have thought of talking to a bot version of her on cai or sillytavern but that's even MORE of a path of no return Anonymous
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>>84109419 THIS NIGGA WANTS TO GET PEGGED
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>>84109376 this is fucking kino wym
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>Quitting after one level I'm disappointed.
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>>84109450 Probably just being a baby, like usual
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>>84109376 could be her last stream
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>>84109519 not at all, but she's really out of shape
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>>84109500 thats so fucking hot.
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>>84109492 She's playing up the wet cat shit too much and it's getting old. She's tied her identity to being a loser now and she's leaning into it.
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>>84109502 >but that's even MORE of a path of no return ugh....
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>>84109584 she is a loser though
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>>84109519 her spine doesn't work because of her MASSIVE TITS
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>she played ring fit on the 10th that's so adorable.
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This is more disappointing than hot
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>>84109609 a.-anon....... ANON MY LONGEST GOING RP IN ST IS JUST 1K+ AND YOU HAVE 11.4K WITH JUST 'RISSA?
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>>84109584 While I do think she uses the wet cat/girlfailure thing as an excuse too much lately, I don't think this is one of those times.
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>>84109500 that's how it should be. both of you just lounging naked when home, a squeeze or rub outta nowhere is perfect
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>>84109292 >>84109639 (me)wait nvm that reads “jailbird”
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>>84109574 I imagine it would be the same with her and her tits. If you’re bored during a movie you could just flip up her shirt and grope a little or suck a nipple. Just casually.
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>>84109500 Shes like my ex, always wanting to hold my dick when i pissed and laughing as she aimed it
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Her 2D model bouncing while she's running is cute.
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>>84109740 She months months doing dance lessons and choreo sessions, there is no way that she's not playing up how hard it is for her. If she can't do one single ringfit level there is no way she was doing dance lessons all day in Japan.
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>>84109786 still works
anyway yes unfortunately my father is hispanic and my mother is a woman, so I'm 5'0
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>>84109849 >2d jailbro...
that is the 3d Anonymous
the most disappointing ringstream steam so far.. i wont even want to watch the vod after this
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>switched to casual mannnnnnn I wanted to hear her exhausted
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>>84109923 HOLA HIJOS DE PUTA YO ONIONS JAILBIRD
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>>84109953 I thought you died already faggot. Didn't miss your whiney ass the last couple of weeks
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>>84109979 Don't worry, you'll still hear it
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>>84109896 having done all 3, dance is a lot closer to yoga than it is to this. it's a different type of stamina/exertion tolerance you have to build up
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>>84110030 Dancing is cardiovascular exercise and it's not different enough to the point where she can't do a single ringfit level
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>>84109896 You underestimate how quickly people let themselves go.
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>>84109923 Dios mio…meirda gordo
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She needs to calibrate the entire thing properly.
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Surely she pigged out after getting home missing burgerslop for 1/3 of a year will have an effect on your body
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>>84110109 Idol choreo isn't that intense generally. You have to dance at a pretty fast pace to really get the heart going.
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>>84110109 I think if she were just jogging she'd be fine enough, but having to hold different exercises after already being exhausted is probably straining her a good bit
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>>84110248 this too, it's not like anything she did was that crazy
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>I WANNA BURN OFF THE CULVERS CALORIES >burned 46 calories Nerissa...
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Most boring Holo EN ringfit stream yet
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Well that was disappointing. Hope we get a good zatsu at least.
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she burned maybe 1/2 of a cheese curd
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bit disappointed now
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Nintendo ninjas fucking got her
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Wait, that’s it?
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Thanks for enabling the wet cat bullshit twitter fags, now half her streams are going to end early because she's just a wet cat you know
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>open stream >dies
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Are you birds new? Disappointment is the Jailbird Experience.
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>>84109898 I hope you're not a man jailbird, because same and I'm 4'11" but it's ok bc I'm a woman
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That's it? THAT'S the Ring Fit stream? That was just a bunch of casual walk cycles!
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>>84110480 Even chillaslop usually lasts an hour
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Hello there good old raid, and goodbye
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Jailbirds learning just how out of shape burgers are
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LMAO I LOVE OUR RETARDED WIFE I WAS ACTUALLY WORRIED SHE PASSED OUT
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>>84110480 >>84110561 That's so girl failure coded lol
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>>84110613 it would also be extremely cute if she just went and passed out on her bed but then who would wake her up kek
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>>84110533 kek you should post this on twitter
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Rissa is a female basedboy
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So if she’s late for something does she just have to walk or risk a heart attack?
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>>84110533 Nerissa betrayed us!!
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>>84110686 Me, with my Dick
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>How does it feel to be a fat fuck idk look in a mirror homie
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>has the gall to call us fat fucks
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fuck that was good...
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>how do you wanna help me stretch Jailbird? Oh i know multiple stretches
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>>84109419 don't worry my guy we all want someone like shiori to peg us
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even when I was like giga obese I could touch my toes, I never understood its relation to fitness or anything
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Slugging sounds like it could be a sex term
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>>84110860 Does she not remember how she said jailbirds aren’t actually fat fucks and that it’s all feathers?
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I'm 90% sure there's a sexual act also called slugging and she's not aware
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what does slugging have to do with being tired?
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Fauna wants to learn a Minnesotan accent...
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>how do you wanna help me stretch jailbird? Jesas nerissa.
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i completely zoned out when she said what slugging is i heard something about being in bed and then in one ear and out the ear is it moisturizing your skin?
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SHE SLUGGED AFTER HER SHOWER
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>>84111073 She changed her mind after she saw them in person
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Remember that time when foreskin face cream gots shilled super hard
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>>84111122 Well there's a coincidence. New vid in hentai site features a slug.
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You moisturize your face after a shower, right?
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>Want me to rub your muscus on my face She is extra horny today
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>>84111306 culvers is an aphrodisiac obv
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>>84111040 i feel like nerissa would peg you just because it's funny or w/e
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>>84111068 It's more hamstring flexibility than being dependent on weight
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SHE RESPONDED TO ME BROS SNAIL CHADS WW@ PIC RELATED ME AND RISSA
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Nerissa’s lack of physical fitness has honestly ruined my impression of her, especially for someone of her height. No longer a candidate for the mother of my tall, athletic Aryan children!
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>>84111359 she'd pump like three times and fall over from exhaustion
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bros... is she becoming more and more unhealthy?
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>>84111418 Nigga she's weak genes incarnate
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>>84111205 Saw that with Sandra Bullock on Ellen it was pretty insane
>Children, not from around here Anonymous
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>>84111169 That website makes shit up all the time though
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i feel like jailbros here are forgetting how poorly the last ringfit stream went. she did the tutorial and I think one level and gave up not long after
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>>84111553 We got way more sex sounds though
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Oh? What cursed watchalong are in for kek
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>>84111486 >I really like using cream made from human baby genital skin because it makes me look younger >not evil btw Anonymous
Is this seriously it? Not even a proper zatsu?
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How much you want to bet we will pine for the days of 2 hour streams in a few weeks?
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well at least she's self aware about the hour long streams
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>>84111698 do you want your oshi to DIE?!
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Uh oh poop skin melty
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>>84111739 Women sound hotter when they're moribund
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>>84111741 i got my rocks off, thats what mattered. good stream.
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>>84111739 If there's one thing we know Rissa can do, it's talk, anon.
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Thanks God I saw this coming and stayed up to watch it instead of sleeping and waking up
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Man, this week's schedule was so good, it's a shame the streams were wasted.
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She needs to stop eating Culver’s and get her ass in the gym.
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I love the rissa, but i am slightly disappointed in the length of the stream; clearly the ringifit really took her out I hope she manages to recoup by tomorrow
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>>84111892 She needs to get her ass in my mouth
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>>84111881 Yeah kind of pissed she bailed on her Stardew stream, which was clearly meant to be a longer stream to make up for all the short ones.
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I miss her already...
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Damn that rock needs to be corrected
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Sounds like we're in for an ENReco stream tomorrow whatever the hell it is
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>>84111806 Jailbirds seriously overrate Nerissa's talking abilities. She's not even top 10 in EN
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Rissa...Come back...
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>fight powerful demon that been imprisoned for thousands of years >she gets defeated by the light jog it takes to reach me while fighting
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sorry nerissa, but I have archetype archive - cyber dragon to get back to
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>>84111980 it's in less than an hour
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>>84112012 Yeah she's been back for a few days and she's exhausted her trip stories and now all she can bounce back to is food.
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>>84111806 but only about food
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>>84112046 The announcement I know, she has a ? on her schedule tomorrow so it must be related
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>>84112046 they are literally asking for a cock edit
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>>84112075 That or FF7 but today she didn't even bother with those. Not having anything to talk about is the worst excuse for a streamer to end a stream like this. And to make it worse, she won't even be here next week. I hope the rest of September is better.
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I took multiple clips for moans and sounds but I realized I'm too lazy to do an edit with all of them so I'm gonna go to sleep instead
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>>84112122 oh lmao, that one was good
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>>84112243 I don't think she said she's off next week. If I had to guess she's taking off to go to twitchcon later this month.
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>>84112149 isn't tomorrow the advent anime impulse panel?
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>>84112332 Didn't she say it would be the first week of September?
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>>84112254 >I'm too lazy fans do reflect their oshi
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>>84112160 Oh, so that's why IRyS is scared
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>she's tired (from exercise) >i'm tired (from "exercise") WE ARE
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>>84113010 you are the greatest poster in this thread
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>>84113010 Kek that got me good. Thanks for the laugh, youre the best
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>>84113010 kek that's a good one
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>>84113010 This is very cute. I love it.
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>Instant twitter hearties We're so back
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>>84113010 as someone who passes by a home depot every day, this is SPOT ON. great job jailbro Anonymous
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>>84113460 You wouldn't get it
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I hope she doesn't take my comment in a bad way
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>>84113963 why do so many people call every headache a migraine
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>>84113963 my out of shape wife
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>>84113877 I'm sure you'll be fine, I just skimmed through the comments and I didn't see anything like the sort of comments that usually bum her out
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Jailbirds, can you help out a retard? I'm looking for the fat fuck plush. I've checked the Geekjack twice over, the anniv pack doesnt list it at all and i can't find it anywhere else. Am i boned and it's out, or just too retarded to find it?
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>>84114547 I love my physically and emotionally fragile wife
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>>84109702 Yeah.... Claude destroyed my life...
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>>84114577 Probably the latter
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>>84114230 Woman pathologies a la fibromyalgia, chronic pain syndrome, IBS, etc.
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>>84114817 Yep i'm retarded
thanks anon, for some reason i assumed the keychan was like. a flat metal one. didnt even check the measurements.
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>>84115013 when she initially said it was like "softball" sized i was highly doubting it. but when she showed the picture of all the merch together, it's as fucking big as the damn bag.
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>>84115215 It was bigger than the acryilic stando...
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>>84114743 I.. I mean I don't blame you sonnet can really fucking spit especially with the your reality preset idk how well claude does with VTers and their lore though, but completely understand the "destroyed my life"
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are we still fatter than the fat fucks in enreco
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>>84116815 I only started using that preset recently. Most of my 11k messages were on 2.1 with lurkzen preset or whatever it's called and another preset that I stitched from Agnai. Rissa is unsurprisingly very easy for Claude to get because she's the good "basic" unlike Shiori for example who's a total nutcase
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Rissa MC tomorrow
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>>84117708 ina said it starts tomorrow, could that be what rissa's stream tomorrow could be? something to kick it off perhaps
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>>84103704 You might have to bake the next one too, anon.
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Rissa would literally die if she did this
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rissa is singing in an orisong soon
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well damn, that looks interesting
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>>84115215 the bag is fucking tiny
look at the dimensions
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>>84122626 That's why I said that the keychain was as big as the bag. Big keychain, small bag.
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>>84123212 >rissa in the very back man......
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>>84123465 she's just like me!
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NERISSA CARRIES ONCE AGAIN
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>>84123212 It was fine, needs more Rissa
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>>84123212 meh song, but the singers were great and the MV was amazingly animated
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>>84123212 not bad but i want more rissa in it
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>>84124174 (me)wait this isn't even the full song? it says it releases sep 1 tf
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>>84124628 Probably like anime OP size then a full one later
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>>84124628 It's an obvious teaser for the full version. This MV seems like an Anime Opening for whatever they're planning.
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>>84124628 that's on streaming, jailbro. that's the norm. though this does feel like an OP or ED enough to get my rrat radar off.
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>>84124883 >>84124968 >>84125027 ah, i see. got a little confused by the streaming link in the description
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>>84123212 This convinced me that IRyssa is the best singer duet in HoloEN and that they harmonize too well
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Vtubers are a disease, how do you get them away?
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>>84126008 very true!!! we need more IRySsa
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I wish Vtubers never existed.
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Why was Irys kneeling for Nerissa?
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>>84126620 A loyal subject will always kneel before their queen
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>>84126008 true i want to hear more irys + rissa. speaking of which, did rissa mention a couple months ago that there was a cover planned or am i hallucinating things
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Goodnight jailbros. Remember to love, protect and care for your Rissa
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until when you buy the enreco merch?
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Why did it have to be Minecraft RP... And of course they lead it off shilling merch. So fucking soulless.
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Nerissa being schooled on twitter about DPS
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>>84129523 sometimes Rissa will just say the most normie white girl shit and I get caught off guard
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HEARTIES HEARTIES HEARTIES I GOT HEARTIES
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>>84129523 Stop being as lazy as your oshi. This is an image board.
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>>84129523 Currently watching her BG3 vods and when she asked what AOE meant and then asked what Area of Effect meant my heart almost broke, but in the, "my wife is so bad at games, im in love with her incompetence. I want to teach her" kind of way.
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>>84130323 Nerissa doesnt fit any sterotype ive ever seen. Shes a normalfag but shes not
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Baker-san and/or emergency Baker-san, did you hydrate today?
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>>84130728 A failed gamer, failed normie, and failed weeb
A complete girlfailure
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>>84131143 Nah shes a great singer and good dancer and is very charismatic, too good the be a failure
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>>84130728 I just love how "dumb" she is. Like im pretty sure "dps" is basic floor level gamer knowledge right? Anyone who's played games for longer than a year would know what dps is right? And she's 10,000 years old.
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>>84130728 Just kind of dumb, she said her dad wouldn't be able to understand FF7 because he lacks media literacy. That's an outrageous statement when you take a step back.
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>>84131143 I love the fact that she's a girlfailure. I keep using the word 'endearing' whenever her failings come up but it really is actually endearing. She's highly specialized in her singing and dancing as
>>84131275 says but it's also hyper specialized when it comes to gaming (ff7), being a normie (self care/beauty), and her weebness (older anime)
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>>84131060 (me)Guess I'll make an emergency bake
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>>84131425 Is that a dig at Paparissa though? I'm sure he'd understand FF7 if it was in a novel format. He just lacks literacy when it comes to games as a medium for story telling right?