>>85444893A few Hololive fans sneak into the Cover offices and they manage to make it all the way to Yagoo.
He's about to have them kicked out, but they start begging him to let them pitch this fan project they've been working on.
They're a weird group, a tall guy in a baseball cap, a fat chick and two kids, one black and one white.
Yagoo has no idea what a bunch of foreigners are doing in his office, or how the fuck they got in in the first place, so he's curious enough to hear them out.
Right away the two kids, both boys as it turns out, drop their pants and start sucking each other off like they've been lost in the desert for a week and cum is the only liquid they've ever known.
Before he even has time to react to that, the fat chick strips with surprising dexterity until she's bare-ass naked, just a pile of flab and folds precariously balanced on nubby little legs, already radiating a stench that would singe your nose hairs.
The tall guy in the cap goes out into the hallway for a minute as the fat chick starts trying to do a handstand, propping herself up against Yagoo's desk while she pants and wheezes, her arms shaking as they try to support her girth, now sagging in reverse, unleashing a whole new set of horrible sights and smells.
He comes back in a minute later with a soda from the machine in the hall, grabs her by her cankles, spreads her festering asshole open with his fingers and starts pouring it right in like he's filling up her tank.
Between the glug of the soda pouring, the dog-like slurping from the kids, and the wheezing from the fat chick, there's hardly time for Yagoo to get a word in edgewise before the soda can is empty and tossed aside.
Without any ceremony, the tall guy shoves his fist right into the fat chick's ass, unleashing a foamy geyeser of shit and soda that rains down on the kids like the world's most repuslive volcano. They start vomiting, each others' dicks still in their mouths, the puke quickly forming a puddle around them with the shit and soda slurry.
The concoction on the floor flows over towards the fat chick, who's barely managing to prop herself up at this point, making the floor so slippery that she can't keep her precarious balance for even a moment longer and falls over, crushing both of the kids.
Finally, he's had enough. Yagoo stands up and demands to know what the fuck this monstrous project is.
The guy in the cap smiles, licking the soda off of his fist, and says
The IRyStocrats! 
