So ya thought ya might like to go to the stream
To feel the warm thrill of gfe
That virtual idol dream

I got some bad news for you Gura isn't well, she stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand

Are there Nijisisters in the board tonight?
Get 'em up against the wall!
Now there's one in the spotlight, she don't look right to me
Get her up against the wall!

And that one watched Vshojo and that one's a Phaseshill!
Who let all these schizos onto our hill?
There's one giving a blue supa and another with 1 member bought!
If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot!!