Since Giftschlangen hasn't streamed due to her poor health, I've been spending time wondering why I like her so much. Yeah, her content is nice, she's smart, she's interesting and all that, but there are plenty of chuubas out there that are just as well. She's weird, we know there are other girls even weirder. She's not the most parasocial woman, I dream about her more than she dreams about me.
But then, I figured it out: No matter what anyone says, she's not a whore. I'm serious, I love her because she's not a whore.
Giftschlangen could have been one of the biggest whores on the internet. She had the chance many times. She did hang out with radiofaggots, but even there, she didn't act like a whore. She has a sexy voice and an attractive model, but she didn't act like a whore. She's been offered money to show parts of her body, but she didn't act like a whore. Giftschlangen was in OWOZU, the ultimate academy for the biggest whores, but even there, she didn't act like a whore.
She's not a whore trying to look holy, nor is she a whore waiting to be a whore. She's pure, but not entirely.
She always says she's not a tsundere, because she actually loves passionately. She's a wife. A Slutty wife just for her husband.
I'm her husband.
