>>86497048Use my personal game.
The [Hakoz] BAE[lz] Death Rolls.
Roll a dice, if it's between 1-3, substract 1 out of 4 starting extra lives you currently have, if it lands between 4 and 6, roll the dice tomorrow. No extra life lost today.
Next day, rules change, so 4-6 is lethal and 1-3 is not safe. Repeat this pattern every day of interchanging ranges.
If you dare, roll the dice again in the same day, if it lands in the same number that the original roll did, you get an extra life. The second roll is an optional bonus that won't consume extra lives but you can make it count if you wanna.
Repeat until it's time to end it all or you just suddenly feel like living and decide to put the game on hold or restart next time you start if you feel like leaving earlier is an option in the future, but not without a little fun before. All in the name of Bae (or the Goddess of chaos, eh, same thing) of course.
I have never lost once.
>>86500673Get a JP dude to buy it for you, give him ur money using those services specifically to fix your issue regarding not being capable of buying things there. Then he packs it up and ships it to you, if he doesn't the company which he works with publicly executes him (socially). Which is arguably worse than death in Japan usually.
