>>86526201People are going to think this is a joke or copy pasta, but it's not. I was actually there for this! Funny enough, because he was already walking away, he missed what happened after.
>The malnourished and completely emaciated nijiroach couldn't take it's slits for eyes off the floor until it knew the holochad was gone>Once it knew he was gone, it let out a massive gasp of relief and flooded the floor with fear piss>The nijipussy began shaking and curled up in the fetal position, sobbing and screaming uncontrollably. Everyone standing around was disgusted at the pathetic display>Some kids on bicycles were laughing and taking videos of the skeletal creature lying on the floor, writhing in shame>One kid rode his bike over it and screamed "FAGGOT" as he did so.>The nijinignog let out a screech of fear, thinking the holochad had returned to finish it off. >It then let out a loud, bassy fart as it suddenly lost control of its bowels and filled it's raggedy patchwork pants full of shit >Everyone suddenly burst out laughing and started chucking anything they could find at it, like it was a circus animal dancing and doing tricks for snacks>It stood up, legs still wobbling like a baby deer, and tried to muster out a "Stop!" but it was drowned out by all the laughter. It's pants were now around it's ankles as they were too heavy to stay up from all the shit>The laughter became deafening as soon as the creature's microscopic penis was on "full display" too>A group of 11/10 women wearing "Holochad cocks only" shirts strolled up and threw steaming hot coffee and tea on the scrawny sack of shit and took turns snapping photos of it's sobbing face>As everyone was laughing and bonding over absolutely BTFOing the absolute sorry excuse for a human, a police officer showed up to ruin the fun and told everyone the show was over >As the cop took it away, the wretched nijibug said "t-thank you", which in hindsight is hilarious because the cop looked SO confused as all he was doing was taking it to an alleyway to blow its brains out.>When the cop returned, he apologized for the disturbance it caused to everyone then told everyone to have a good rest of their dayProbably the best day of my life honestly
