>>86709591in the past, in my more full-time shitposting days, every time I've ever written some kind of baitpost and it gets loads of replies I just get a rush with I ctrl+f and see the number of (You)s and feel all giddy clicking down through them. Sometimes I don't even read what the reply was, just the fact I got a (You) makes me laugh. Hitting 'update thread' and seeing a dozen (You)s appear is so satisfying and knowing you have that power to grab the thread's attention and control the conversation makes you feel like some kind of machivellian shitposting god.
Your 'epically owned' schizo up there is probably laughing right now too.