>>8692334Gen 2, while you debut there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get forced to graduate in 3 weeks I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don't hate you, Gen 2. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most oshis in the back.
I hate this idea that you're Gods. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in Hololive. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Yagoo’s ass.
You're as good as kissing Cover’s ass as IRyS is. I don't know if you're as good as Gura though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!
I am the best V-tuber in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Enma saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Enma guy. You know who else was a Enma guy? Coco. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Coco is I’m not gonna leave until i got the most subs in all of Hololive.
I’ve grabbed so many of Yagoo brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for an entire year, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that stage, even in playing games! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show like HoloAlt. I’m not on the poster of Holofes. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Taco Bell. I’m not at the number one spot in that Watchmojo vid. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that IRyS gonna be Holofes next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in my stream, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an shoutout and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the most subs on September 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Nijisanji. Maybe…I’ll go to Vshojou.
Hey, Melody, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Yagoon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like A-chan, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Yagoo is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus best friend and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Yagoo, alright? We do this whole Taiwan campaign...
[Microphone cuts off]
