Vtuber Jesus Delivers the Yabai Chuuba
Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the studio, and all the people logged in to his stream; and he sat down, and taught them. And the Internet Mob brought unto him a chuuba taken in yab; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Sensei, this chuuba was taken in yab, we have clips. Now Youtube in the TOS commanded us, that such should be reported: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to cancel him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger tapped on the keyboard, as though he heard them not. So when they spammed the chat, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without yab among you, let him first cast a dislike at her. And again he stooped down, and wrote on the screen. And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, left the stream one by one, beginning at the oldfag, even unto the newfag: and Jesus was left alone, and the chuuba standing in the midst. When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the chuuba, he said unto her, Chuuba, where are those thine accusers? hath no viewer cancelled thee? She said, No viewer, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I cancel thee: go, and yab no more.
