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Kronii : down sick of her hot chip stream
Fauna : Kronii while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in
4 weeks with your Hololive queen status, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, Kronii I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Yagoo's ass.
You’re as good as kissing Yagoo’s ass as mori calliope was. I don’t know if you’re as good as gura though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[Fauna waves to the camera]
I am the best ENTERTAINER in the world.
I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because People saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. You know who else was a fan fav, kiryu coco and she split just like I’m splitting.
I’ve grabbed so many of yagoo’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in the games, Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any important media merch I’m not on the poster of hololive. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show.
And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that gawr gura is in the main event at hololive concerts next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job you simps
I’m leaving with the more subscribers than kronii and the best in holoen on Jan 3rd. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go be successfull in vshojo. Maybe…I’ll go back indie
[Hey, Colombian parrot how you doing?]
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Yagoo is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men,who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after yagoo is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by dei agents in california
Let me tell you a personal story about yagoo, alright? We do this whole..
[Gets muted]
Types in chat
I've been silenced!
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