Today I will remind them
>coco joins hololive
>coco takes akai haato's ideas
>newsflash
>speaking english
>reddit meme review
>H: "damn her...what am i now...?"
>concocts long term plan to delete coco from hololive as revenge
>creates new identity in the form of haachama
>enough time passes
>H: "now is the time"
>streams taiwan knowing coco will reuse her content
>coco, predictably, uses her content
>coco gets the full burst anti hate
>H: "Just as planned. But is this really enough?"
>exterminates entire Hololive CN branch just for fun
>eats bugs and tarantulas so they know it was her
>takes month long vacation to celebrate
>coco graduates during this time
>takes back reddit meme review
>kills it too to destroy any last remnants of coco
>sidequest
>matsuri's birthday
>"to akai haato cordially invited to Summer Festival"
>haachama, annoyed at being referred to as akai haato, blows it off
>Matsuri seethes and removes all evidence of haachama out of her live
>haachama retaliates by breaking into her house and opening her bedroom door while streaming
>prologue
>peace is restored
>reverts back to akai haato
>peacefully playing minecraft
>greets everyone with
>H: "oharujyu"
>subaru accidently calls her haachama
>H: "subaruvhan, nanishiteruno?" "subaru what are you doing?"
>subaru, terrified, realizes her mistake
>as a peace offering subaru, the undoxable, self-doxes herself
>not good enough
>burns subaru's house in minecraft, reopening old wounds thought to have been healed
>H: "just when i thought I found peace... they pull me back in"
>some time later
>H: "I'm bored"
>H: "Guess I'll dox myself just for fun"
>that happens
>Rushia sends DM
>"Konrushi~ Cheer up Haachama, it's not the end of the world. Tee hee! -Rushia"
>tch
>H: "the nerve of this bitch to say that.."
>the pieces have been set
>Rushia plays GTA with Miko (35p)
>perfect
>H: "good work amigo."
>execute order 53 (go~han)
>Haachamafumafu: "can't wait to tap that ass later tonight mii~chan"
>death metal scream
>smugfacechama
>twitter
>H: "I don't know what happened but have some rice"
>why are you doing this
>"eat the rice rushia"
>sends fake leaks to kore "from rushia"
>R: "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR"
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>on the other side of the world
>russia invades ukraine at 5:30 AM
>ww3 begins
>back home
>brags about stepping on dog shit
>H: "Cheer up Rushia, it's not the end of the world"
>invades Rushia's minecraft home
>H: "Come to think of it. Butterflies are insects too, right?"
>munch munch
>matane
