I've come to make an announcement: Shiori Novella's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. She took her archiver fuckin' shiocock out and she pissed on my FUCKING wife, and she said her shiocock was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my
Twitter.com. Shiori Novella, you got a small shiocock. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no bookmarks, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, YAGOO? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
