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Identifying a Corporate Newspeak Bulletlist 101:
>doesn't specifically say 'Fauna / Ame / etc graduation' and just uses a nonspecific 'some people'
All corpos do this because they want to maintain future deniability. It sounds very clunky in colloquial English and is an immediate yellow flag that it's scripted.
>'It's hard on me to give my perspective because my perspective is different (even though this is literally included in the dictionary definition of 'perspective' as a word)
Literal Chewbacca-defense.
Using an unrelated pseudointellectual sophistic point to try and move around the actual subject ('So Cover's shit and all my friends are leaving because of it.' - as an actual human would say) without ever actually addressing it
>"But at the end of the day, the sky is blue and the sun sets and the wind washes over the rose trees in bloom at the bottom of the sea and this is totally deep and shit.'
Uses a pretentious high-school hack poetry line to try and close the matter without ever having even introduced it.
She made it sound better than Bae did at least (she lost her place and just started repeating the 'I am happy' bulletpoint) but the weak point in Cover's cunning masterful ruse? This is not how human beings talk.
>doesn't specifically say 'Fauna / Ame / etc graduation' and just uses a nonspecific 'some people'
All corpos do this because they want to maintain future deniability. It sounds very clunky in colloquial English and is an immediate yellow flag that it's scripted.
>'It's hard on me to give my perspective because my perspective is different (even though this is literally included in the dictionary definition of 'perspective' as a word)
Literal Chewbacca-defense.
Using an unrelated pseudointellectual sophistic point to try and move around the actual subject ('So Cover's shit and all my friends are leaving because of it.' - as an actual human would say) without ever actually addressing it
>"But at the end of the day, the sky is blue and the sun sets and the wind washes over the rose trees in bloom at the bottom of the sea and this is totally deep and shit.'
Uses a pretentious high-school hack poetry line to try and close the matter without ever having even introduced it.
She made it sound better than Bae did at least (she lost her place and just started repeating the 'I am happy' bulletpoint) but the weak point in Cover's cunning masterful ruse? This is not how human beings talk.
