>>91406076Cheebs: Glad you could make it, Anon.
Anon: Watch your tone with me Cheebs. You're just a meme on an internet board. Listen. Cheebs, there's something you should know. The file in this thread that shows AssRyS has been corrupted. It's only a matter of time before the rest of the thread ends up the same way!
Cheebs: What?!
Anon: This entire thread must be viewed through VLC Media Player.
Cheebs: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Anon: Damn it, Cheebs! As my future queen, order me to purge this city!
Cheebs: I am not your queen yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Anon: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Cheebs: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Anon?
Anon: Have you? Princess Cheebs, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my shitposters from service.
IRyS: Anon! You can't just--
Anon: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow Cheebs. The rest of you... get out of her sight.
Cheebs: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Anon
IRyS: ...Cheebs?
Cheebs: I'm sorry, IRyS. You can't watch me do this.
