>>91771358>>91772150My job requires me to sit in place and kill time a lot, think of like how a late night security guard actually doing his job can't listen to or do anything that takes a lot of focus away from keeping tabs on the cameras. In turn, I've listened to a lot of chudslop to kill time, when I haven't felt like listening to something that would actually make me think.
I'm not a fan of Alana but the thing you all are missing is that within the niche of chudslop pandering she's an absolutely skilled professional at it.
Examples of girls I've listened to trying to fill the niche, after I exhausted my Alana slop reserved, and are terrible at it
>CypressSex model, has borderline no commentary beyond "woah" and "chat is this real?" tier 2 second interjections.
>Ember ParadoxHas the voice and cadence of a disingenuous autist who's forcing every line she says like a 12 year old girl's first attempts at holding an edgy opinion. Frequently pauses to state the obvious in repetitive ways behind strained reiteration of earlier stated points.
>SaviiPlay 2 seconds. Pause for 5 minutes to yap in circles. Play 2 seconds. Pause 5 minutes to reiterate what she yapped. Play 2 seconds. Pause to reiterate what she yapped about.
>KirscheYou WILL watch another lecture about bridge and how we are NOT winning the culture war, even though Trump got in office, and you WILL want to fixate on culture war shit the entire time you're listening to her VODs.
>The misc ones I couldn't even remember the names ofSome mix of all of the above.
Like it or not Alana has her grift down to a science. She knows exactly when to pause, for how long, just what to say to appeal to slop chuggers to make her feel based, but not too based, when to laugh, when to screech, when to flirt with chat (or as close as she gets to that), etc. The other girls all fuck it up in some way. They always do something that interrupts the smooth flow from clip to react to point to clip.
