>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Pekora: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Pekora!
>Brian: Holy shit, Pekora? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Pekora is fighting Islamic terrorists while trumpets play
>Pekora: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. There's no place like HORORAIBU!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Pekora!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Pekora launches Meg into the roof with her carrot
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Nijisanji, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
