>>92300261Speaking of which, I've got a bit of a "hags rock" story for the thread:
>be field tech support>Get called in for a bsod repair onsite>Customer had a wine aunt vibe, bordering on granny>Sadly not fat, but not skinny either from her metabolism being shot>Husband is crippled and hard of hearing, but pretty chill>After signing the papers she hops on the phone>"Sooo, the tech guy anon is pretty cute...">She noticed my Finasteride rizz>Fixed her PC, optimized cookies, even installed an animated wallpaper>She gave me her leftover homemade cookies, I did my best to hold back for politeness>Allows me to end service early and even tips me>Was practically begging for my speed dial, but I had to give her my company line>Almost cracked a Hansel n Gretel joke, but kept my cover>Will likely not be the last of herGoddamn, once women lose their skin in the game they are the nicest people on Earth. No wonder South America worships the Santa Maria if this is what she was like.