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>Luke, did I ever tell you about Fauna Ceres? She was a vtuber from holoEN Promise, a fine piece of vegan from western society. She had the frailest body and the saggiest breasts in her gen; barely hanging on her chest. Saplings and I used to watch her streams and once in a while we'd masturbate to her asmr streams, part of official saplings "Training" of course. In time, she learned about that and stopped doing asmr. Of course that didn't stop us from beating our meats to the vegan's noises. Her voice was surreal. We even started to cum from her "uuuuuuuuuuu". It was ridiculous, like a constant porno. Luke, you have no idea. And she was not a friend.
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>>92640872 Okay, fuck you, that was actually pretty funny.
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Luke, use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah. Run to Dagobah.
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>>92640872 >Tell me, Ben. How did Ceres Fauna die? Anonymous
>>92644729 Darth LemonLeaf killed her, Luke.
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>>92644729 >>92645893 On episode V(tubing)
>Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive corpo conflict and bring order to the vtubing galaxy. >I’ll never join you! >If you only knew the power of the indies. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother. >He told me enough! It was you who killed her. >No. I am your mother. >No. No. That’s not true! That’s impossible! >Do your reps Sapling. You know it to be true. >No! No! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Anonymous
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>>92640872 >saggiest breasts didn't register the rest of this post but hot
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>>92640872 >You will go to the Doesntstream system. There you will learn from Gura, the cunny master.... Anonymous
>>92640872 >January >Yagoo: Execute Termination Notice. >A Chan: Yes my lord. >October >"Master Yagoo the talents they're too many graduating and the fans are revolting what are we going to do?" Anonymous
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>>92654710 >fans are revolting Anonymous
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>>92640872 Pretty good, have a (you)
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>>92640872 I'm pro Fauna, but finally a catalog post with some effort on it. Have a (You).
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>The new gens are doing better than ever before, surpassing all our expectations in terms of number of streams, duration, and viewer engagement. You will find the new Dev_is will be quite operational when your genmates arrive.
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>>92640872 >Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Melonus The Round? I thought not. It’s not a story the Watamelonist would tell you. It’s a legend. Darth Melonius was a Dark Lord of the Melons, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force of smugness to influence the seeds to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Anonymous
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>>92640872 >and she was not a friend. Fuck you kek
