>you come back home after a hard day of work
>as you're about to change out of your uniform, you see something on the floor
>it's a broken cat statuette
>it was a cheap thing, but it shouldn't take much effort to glue back together
>that's when Kronii walks in
>before you can greet her, she begins rubbing her cheeks against you
>wait
>you take another look at her and notice a pair of cat ears and a tail that weren't there before
>according to her, they popped up after she broke the figurine
>looks like the damn thing was cursed or something
>well, it's okay, half of her coworkers are already animal people
>this is no big deal
>right?
>wrong
>when you eat food, she's always there to watch you and if you're not careful, she smacks it out of your hand and runs off with the dropped piece
>if you leave any food on the table without supervision, she jumps on top and eats it right there
>every time you stay in a room with a closed door, she begins meowing incessantly and sliding her arms under the door until you let her in despite being able to do it herself
>at night, she often meows or makes a ruckus to draw your attention while you're trying to sleep, but then stares silently when you get up and ask her what she wants
>sometimes, when you're washing your hands or face in the bathroom, she jumps on your back and digs her claws into your skin
>when you're watching TV, she tends to shove her tail and ass into your face while you're focused on the show
>if you ever try sitting somewhere for more than a few minutes, she makes herself comfortable on your lap, firmly fixing you in place until your legs fall asleep to the point of losing all feelings
>sometimes, she drags Kiara into your room and drops her onto your lap with a sneer on her face
>zoomies are the worst of it
>she runs around the house and occasionally attacks you, biting and clawing at you
>you have to actively lock yourself in a room to save your ass, but then she begins ramming the door and you thank gods above that she gets dizzy before she can break it
>you get fed up with all this and ask Shion for help
>to your surprise, she recognizes the figurine
>the curse is easy to remove and it's actually a fairly popular spell in hololive
>but when you tell her about everything Kronii has been doing, she raises an eyebrow
>the only thing the curse does is give you cat ears and a tail, it has no effect on your behavior
>your face immediately contorts into a scowl worthy of an eternally young yakuza chairman
>that expression remains even when you go back home and watch Kronii drop on the floor and roll from side to side
>a glance above her reveals torn furniture and food leftovers littering the floor
>this fucking woman
