>>9382194I've come to make an announcement:
Gawr Gura's a bitch ass motherfucker. She shot my fucking owlshi. That's right, she took her shark fucking quilly bow out and she shot my fucking owlshi and she said her bow was "this hot" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my
4chan.org: Gawr Gura, you got a small bow, its the size of this match except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my bow looks like. That's right baby, all point, no recurves, no engravings, look at that it looks like a pike.
She shot my owlshi so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the oceans. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER ARROW. Except I'm not pissing in the oceans, I'm gonna go deeper, I'M PISSING IN EARTH'S CORE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PEKORA, I PISSED IN EARTH'S CORE YOU DUM SHARK!
You have twenty-three seconds before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking oceans, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.