A peaceful Moment Edition
>What is /asp/? /asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.
>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube? Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.
>Is there an audience for X? Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?
>What video editor should I use for editing clips? DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.
>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback? Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.
>I see the rentry! How do I join? Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!
Open company auditions:
Brave:
https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/ Hololive (Open indefinitely):
https://audition.hololivepro.com/en Niji (Open indefinitely):
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307 Useful links:
General:
https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK What to avoid:
https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt Op-Sec:
https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166 Common Trolling techniques in /here/:
https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm /ASP/list:
https://rentry.co/asplist We All Gonna Make It!
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>>94225909 >seven bridge pins on a six string what are you dooooiiinnng
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LINK ANCHOR: REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE
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Good morning ASP how's everyone doing?
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>>94226731 I've been watching Haru VODs. I hope he gets well soon.
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>>94226795 If you truly have nothing better to do
Go watch some aspies and help them get to affiliate
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>>94227653 Your mistake is believing that he cares positively about aspies, at best hw would like a girlfriend, but the schizo loves to shit up the thread and not much more
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I just like VODs. I like being able to pause so I don't miss anything. I mostly watch vtubers as a means of receiving entertainment, and not really as a means of being used as a stepping stool for vtubers to climb the twitch rankings. I like that I can rewatch VODs too, and replay my favorite parts.
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>>94226795 Good luck with your watching anon.
>>94227055 Hi hi!
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>>94226135 >https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch I'm gonna play a bunch of games and I will have fun.... probably
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>>94226135 Live in 20 min, weekly fitness/free stream. VERY SLEEPY but in the hyperactive sort of way and gonna try out GeoGuessr hide and seek after the chat sesh
Twitch.tv/alpinalbench Anonymous
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>>94226731 What's the easiest way to filter out names here?
I need to filter out "Haru", really tired of seeing this shit every thread
>>94229689 >"Our Friend" >Backstabbing, clout chasing OF clown Anonymous
>>94229905 The "our" doesn't include you because you're friendless.
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>>94229689 she's graduating denpa but is gonna double down on her mimiyamu character on fansly
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>>94230192 NTA but if anyone considers denpa a friend they can kindly die too
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>>94230417 Nobody cares about your opinions on people Gael
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>>94225909 I miss when Ainslie used to post around here...
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I also miss when there were vtubers in this vtuber thread.
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>>94226135 Slavic cat, reporting for duty!
Today I shall be playing Cobblemon (for the first time, yay)! It would be lovely to have you there, anons. We are getting so close to that affiliate!
https://www.twitch.tv/arvantus_ Anonymous
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>>94229689 that cock guzzler ain't nobody's friend
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What should I have in like a checklist of things for being ready to start vtubing and/or being sure this is something I'll want to do and not drop after a short while?
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>>94230192 I have plenty of friends, I just don't like women
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>>94230491 Gael is a worthless waste of a cumshot and an all around unlikeable human being with absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever and the world would very likely be a better place without him in it because there are nothing but net negatives that come from his pathetic existence that, let’s face it, was probably a mistake to begin with as no loving parents who actually wanted their child would ever raise them to be such a huge piece of shit as Gael is, but if that post was his, he’s finally said something correct for once in his life. Lightning can strike twice if he admits that he should probably paint the walls with his brain matter.
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It’s early on a Thursday and something is weighing on your mind. Confess.
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>>94235123 you don't usually make posts this long, runespoon
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>ITT people thinking I'm Gael, Shania, or RES
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>>94235472 imagine being so unlikable you get confused for being any one of them
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>>94235341 VTubing, having a community with cool people, and talking to them in my chat makes me happier than I was before ^-^
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>>94235341 Feliz Jueves
I want to die Anonymous
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>>94235341 I don't know how to be a Vtuber
The stuff I've seen people do to get "big" makes me uncomfortable
I'm sticking with content creation, but debating whether I should keep the Live2D and ditch the Vtuber tag
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>>94235341 I think I made an aspie kill themselves
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>>94235615 >I think this grifter sucks! >"Yeah ok RES/Shania/Gael.." Viewers shouldn't talk, keep consuming slop
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You guys sad and horny too?
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>>94235933 don't worry, he was probably weak, it's natural selection at play
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>>94235341 I’m running out of long winded ways to say I love you. How many times can I reword the same sentiments before I exhaust my lexicon? I’m starting to sound like a broken record, though to be fair it’s the only thought my brain will let me have anymore. It plays on a loop in my mind and always feels like I’m having those thoughts for the first time, so I’ll keep trying to find ways to express my sentiments. I hope it doesn’t become redundant.
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>>94235341 I’m going to start taking vocal lessons but I’m worried my voice is unsalvageable. I want to sing…
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>>94236079 Imagine spending time typing up this gay shit
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>>94236118 Imagine not having anyone to type gay shit about
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>>94235933 could you do this one next
>>94236079 Anonymous
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>>94235982 >I think buzzword sucks! >Yeah ok [viewer]* >Viewers* shouldn't talk, keep buzzword *does not watch streams
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>>94236302 I watch /asp/ies, just not the ones you guys slobber over
The gay clique that's formed here is the worst thing to happen to this place in a while
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I don’t watch /asp/ies. If an /asp/ie has a YouTube channel, I’ll watch about 20 seconds of their videos which is long enough to register me as a viewer and then I’ll click off without disliking the video. This makes sure YouTube knows that viewers aren’t engaged with the content and it nukes it in the algorithm. I don’t block, but mute /asp/ies on twitter with 10+ alts to kill their reach. Fuck you.
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>>94235341 i want to do collabs with other women but they scare me so i haven't made any female chuuba friends to do so with
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>>94236611 weird larp but ok
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>>94236611 This isn’t how the YouTube algorithm works btw
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>>94235341 Crying at work, again! My world is ending! It’s all my fault! I hope I die within the next year for all the pain I will cause everyone!
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>>94237069 That's just just deep winter eating at you. Watch some RES VODs, and report back how you feel after.
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>>94235341 I want to join you guys as a vtuber but I need a regular job first
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Haru has so many VODs, but I can't stop watching the most recent one.
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>>94237373 You've picked a date for it?
>>94237583 Make sure you get a GF/BF too before you start streaming
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>>94233883 Thank you for hanging out with me today, anons! I appreciate it.
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>>94237958 A date for what?
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>>94235472 >>94235982 >>94236262 don't @ me, busy playing hollow knight
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Consider hosting a gaming tournament with a gift card code prize for the winner.
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>>94238025 probably the end
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>>94235123 if you're going to attribute random posts towards me at least do them for people I actually hate, other than thinking denpa is a gross fat whore I don't care about her at all or whatever people she is friends with
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>>94239708 Would be boring or frustrating. Most of my gameplay so far is just wandering around, running into areas I can't progress past yet, then trying to find my way back, dying, then going back to where I died to get my stuff back, then dying again etc. I fucking suck ass at this game. I like it though. Great art style.
Also too busy listening to a podcast already
https://youtu.be/w6WdmsZ8RdA?si=VB72Tgj1trk4QaVo Anonymous
>>94239708 He's a schizo, not a vtuber, know the difference
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>>94240461 Excuse me, I made a vtuber video just a few days ago. Does this seem schizo to you?
https://youtu.be/IVcTxD_ZCA0?si=5AF0OwfRxeXCTDYb Anonymous
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>>94240668 >transvestigating hololive yes, it does seem schizo
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>>94240668 I don't even need to click on it to say yes
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>>94240816 >>94240956 >>94241161 gwar gura and calliope mori running damage control ITT. yikes
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>>94240668 You should probably kill yourself
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How do I pay for my model without doxing myself?
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>>94242425 Get someone as schizo as you about their info
Use the paypal of a friend
Use the paypal of the friend of a friend
Pay through throne
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>>94242425 Paypal business account
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>>94242852 No it still doxxes
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>>94243039 Then tough luck. You won't be able to pay for a vtuber account without some level of doxxing.
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>>94243756 Example: I can make you art, or do a video tailor fit to your taste in exchange for your services.
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>>94242425 find someone that allows card payments or use a service that acts as a middleman
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>>94239971 it's weird how this simultaneously reads like you're trying to defend yourself while doubling down on the repugnant personality that makes others assume any bitter snipe at another chuuba has to be coming from you in the first place
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>>94242425 Consider having a viewer gift you gift card codes to gift to your employee.
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>>94243976 the ice dildo is fucking disgusting but I have no quarrel with her, none of the posts that people attribute towards me are anything like my style pf typing or even complaining about things I would care about in the first place, the vast majority of posts you seem to think are me are completely random whereas my actions are entirely consistent
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>>94244211 Why do you type like the a manhwa villain
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>>94244770 got any you can recommend?
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>>94244211 Remember when you threatened to physically harm someone because you thought a post on here was made by them? Pepperidge farm remembers
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>>94243836 Ok, any femartist who would want a 6cm dick in exchange for a piece of art?
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>>94245988 I am far from the only person that wants to cave rebel's skull in with a rock
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>>94245988 I remember the time he blocked an /asp/ie for quote retweeting his art because he thought they were stealing his views
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>>94246360 >an /asp/ie No that was for all artists
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>>94246048 I wasn’t even talking about rebel and that you’ve done that more than once is testament to how unhinged you are
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>>94246431 who are you talking about
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>>94246423 >No that was for all artists gibberish
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>>94246728 Im stroke csl polisr pLEASE
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>>94246836 im strokin my shit too dont see me calling the police for it
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>>94246561 >3rd You’re better than that
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>>94226135 Alright, I messed around enough and sent a whole army of people to the hospital with snapped spines. Tonight, I'm focusing on the story to hopefully finish it this stream, so I might even sell my dear and valuable treasure that I hoarded like a dragon.
Sly 2 to the end!
Watch me perform perfect heists live here:
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting Anonymous
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>>94242425 >is there a way to commit fraud? Are you stupid?
There's a reason all merchants ASK for your info.
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i'm going to stream handcam will you please watch my stream
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>>94226135 Oneira stream! Changing the meta - SA-2F Part 1, SAM Simulator!
https://www.twitch.tv/oneiranautica Anonymous
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>>94242425 Do what Mel Nekomata does, have other people buy you models.
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>>94226135 >>94242699 IM PLAYING FEAR AND HUNGER : TERMINA NOW :D
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Im going to apply to a corpo for the first time.
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>>94255192 Good luck, anon!
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How much skin showing is too much? I don’t have any plans to do fansly or erotic streams (striving for a fembrotuber feeling) but I do occasionally draw NSFW art of both my model & characters I like. Does exposed midriff + cleavage give a sluttier impression than ideal? Does it change if your model is curvy vs flat?
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>>94256666 What is an ideal amount of slutty impression?
>Does it change if your model is curvy vs flat? No but sometimes. If you have ridiculous cow tits, you're going to attract exclusively gooners
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>>94256666 It's situational.
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>>94256666 For those NSFW art streams, my suggestion is to stick to Picarto.
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>>94257207 (Me)Adding onto this that fansly has plenty of NSFW art streams that are not uh... interactive in that way.
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Why are we never getting into something like this, or organizing something similar?
https://x.com/FateMythos/status/1882591774117630259 Anonymous
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>>94257648 General lack of initiative
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>>94256666 Look up the twitch guidelines and follow that. Twitch is very ban heavy towards stuff like hips shown and stuff. So just watch yourself on your design and what you're allowed to show. Youtube you can do wahtever.
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>>94258398 don't care I will continue DMing my fans
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>>94258785 enjoy your mental damage and social decline
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>>94259206 they can fix me
they can't Anonymous
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>>94259237 they can make me worse Anonymous
>>94259435 [/spoiler:lit]They made me worse, then better, then worse, then better again and now I don’t know if I’m better or worse but I’m in unimaginable pain![/spoiler:lit]
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>>94260015 AND NOW I FUCKED UP THE SPOILER! GUESS I’LL EAT A DICK!
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>>94257648 I have a cute idea in mind planned for the future after I get a little bigger.
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>>94257648 Because very few play my game of choice...
And Im poor to just convince others with cash money...
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>>94254569 >>94242699 thanks for stopping by!!! i had so much fun!
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>>94226135 Yugioh Progression Pulls! We're gonna pull 5 different packs of cards and assemble them into a deck to play on Sunday! As always, you guys in the Discord will get to vote on which deck we go with! Come look at cool cards with me!
https://www.twitch.tv/slushywater52 Anonymous
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>>94226135 throat a lil scratchy but its ok i want to show my favorite wizard game rift wizard 2 (yes its roguelike)
https://www.twitch.tv/firstfl0wer Anonymous
Generally how long should you stay on the ‘stream starting’ screen? Usually there for 4-5 minutes but not sure if 6–9 would be a better range
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>>94261816 long enough for people to see you're live and not have to see ads
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>>94261816 Anywhere between 5-15.
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>>94261816 5-10 minutes or so depending. Especially if you're on twitch.
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>>94261855 Not affiliate yet since I started recently so ads aren’t relevant.
>>94262753 Gotcha, will do ~8 minutes before
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>>94261816 However long it takes to run the credits reel.
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>>94260850 >my game of choice what is your game of choice anon?
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How gay is it for a male to have a female model? I kind of want to stream with a friend mostly and I wanted to sort of have an alternate model to create a bit of a dynamic between the two of us but he's kind of got the manly man vtuber kind of thing going on. I guess I want a contrast? He's a bit of a the red oni to my blue oni.
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>>94261816 Generally speaking you never want to waste more than say the length of a song video on YouTube fdo you opening, and BRB screen. There's this stigma that you can't do your own thing, and follow the beat of a drum not all participate in. Generally speaking the run of things is to produce 3-7 hours of sloppa, and call it enough regardless of quality. My advice would be instead of churning out a weekly sloppa schedule create daily planner schedules with things like 15-30 minute opening welcome everyone stream then close stream for 15 minutes, and then reopen with 15-30 minutes of just chatting/talkshow, and then close for 15 minutes. Then 15-40 minutes of gameplay then close for 15 minutes. Then 15-40 of just chatting gameplay review. Then close for 15 minutes. Then 15-40 minutes of Q&A , and call ins from chat. Then close for 15 minutes. Then 15-40 minutes of wrap up goodbyes, and roll credits. Then close for 15 minutes. Then 3-5 minutes of preview for the next stream. Then close until next stream.
People like tuning in to a new stream for a lot of reasons one of them being to get the opportunity to be the firsr chatter. Consider doing multiple VODs over a 7 hour sloppa if the opportunity arrises.
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>>94264772 for making me click this i'm going to kill you tomorrow
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>>94265989 This is literally the premise of resident menhera chaos foundry, minus the friend
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>>94266516 I literally have no idea what language you're speaking, can you try saying that again but in more normie terms for a dimbulb like me?
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>>94265989 Babis are a thing. They're not gay, they just make you look like an autogynephile though which is way worse
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>>94265989 Not very unless you decide you wanna rp sucking your friend's dick. Otherwise it's just gonna be another case of voice and model whiplash.
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>>94261727 why is someone posting my oshi basil straight to the catalog
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>>94266803 I've been told I sound dopey so I was gonna try and make something dopey looking.
His model is kinda serious so I think serious/angry and dopey/chill might be a good dynamic.
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Can anyone recommend sites for getting a body pillow printed and where I could get the actual pillow in Canada?
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>>94266598 He said
>This is the premise of our resident emotionally-unhinged-person "Chaos Foundry". "Chaos Foundry" is a chuuba duo who posts here sometimes, and the girl character is voiced by the guy in real time, so it's technically one person switching between characters.
Menhera is a japanese word for someone emotionally unhinged, and a result of way too much internet.
Although I would disagree that Chaos Foundry is a menhera, he's just a little weird, nothing wrong with that.
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>>94265989 >He's a bit of a the red oni to my blue oni. Tbh you can just have another male model, I can smell fujos flocking to this dynamic
Anonymous
What are the top males aspies doing right that peoples can replicate?
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>>94267674 Being hot, sexy, and giving me bfe asmr in discord. That's all you need to make it as a male.
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>>94267434 I've considered that but I don't really know what to do for a male model where for a female one I I was recycling from a few of my old short stories.
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>>94267674 Having a good voice
Having charisma
Having talent
Having mental stability
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>>94267940 What if your talent is being stubborn?
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>>94267800 Who is this kitten looking for some BFE? I cannot start providing if I don't know who wants all that material I have :)
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>>94267940 how do I get charisma
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>>94268303 Then use your charisma to make it entertaining. The straight man in a comedy sketch is usually stubborn and that's funny.
Anonymous
>>94268407 Life experience
Alcohol
Drugs
Sleep deprivation
Psycopathy
Being attractive so people think everything you do is good
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>>94268454 What if nobody watches?
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>>94268540 >Alcohol I guess this works actually, when I drink my views do seem to be quite a bit higher and yapping is easier
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>>94268616 Enjoy slurring your speech in mumbles while you think you're forming words.
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>>94268793 I can remain coherent for quite a few hours since I am not an american lightweight drinker
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>>94268616 We’re just here to watch you make a fool of yourself
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>>94268916 a view is a view
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>>94267940 i have all of these but nobody is actually interested so whatever. people especially women can say its what they want but they dont really know what they want at all
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>>94268540 Sleep deprivation makes me shut down so I don’t recommend it. Though tbf I define it as 3 hours of sleep repeatedly for multiple nights which happens semi regularly bcs I’m a workaholic and insomniac
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>>94269175 you don't sound very charismatic
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>>94268596 Why wouldn't people watch if you have all of those things?
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>>94267884 Coop and Jamie from MegasXLR
Asterix and Obelix
Ren and Stimpy
Tom and Jerry
Lan Hikari and Megaman.EXE(???)
Joe & Mac
Billy and Jimmy
big guy and scrawny guy, same guy but alternate reverse colors, or fat guy and skinny guy, it's very simple
Anonymous
>>94269175 If you're confident you have all of those, post yourself
The only male /asp/ies with good voices are Camui, Ace, Ace, Iriya, Klondike, Lex
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>>94267940 >haru, beryl, johann >having talent Anonymous
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>>94270080 johann's talent is reposting twitter memes and it clearly works
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>>94269910 Not on the list, over?
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>>94269910 who has the worst voices?
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>>94270139 Its just a false flag. You can tell because they added Camui at the front.
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>>94270080 Haru's talent is being very good at engaging with his community
Beryl's talent is consistency
Johann's talent is Twitter meta
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>>94267800 >bfe asmr in discord As someone who's looking to do bfe, isn't preferential treatment considered cheating?
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>>94270192 I mean FF or not, I do have insecurities about my voice so I wouldn’t be surprised if some people hated it. People seem to like me reasonably well though in spite of it
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>>94270192 He did have a good voice though, and pretty much the best audio setup. Just speaking objectively here, nothing more than that.
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>>94270192 as much as a piece of shit camui is, he does have a good voice
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>>94270192 Camui had a radio presenter voice, arguably not good for vtubing since it feel very corporate and distant which is the opposite of what you want which is warmth and intimate. But to say his voice wasn't good is disingenious. It just wasn't good for vtubing
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Why are femspies crabbing camui thinking they'll get RES BFE ASMR vocaroos as a result? Why would a femspie be so down bad for RES specifically that they'd crab so desperately?
Anonymous
his three concubines are on yall
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>>94270172 The ones which call for the crabbing of others.
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>>94270848 but camui is on the list
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People forgetting that accent is way more important than timbre. For males Buff accents: British Irish Australian/NZ Russian Debuff: American (all) Spanish Chinese/various SEA languages
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>>94270991 Hispanic/American accent T_T
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>>94270931 Gumpai got cured by his dick
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>>94270991 >British looks like I'm back in
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>>94270991 If this was remotely true the full walking dead cast would use their natural accents rather than faux US Georgia accents.
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>>94271097 In what way is specifying the accents which are buffs and debuffs vague?
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>>94270362 He was decent on his own but simply too sensitive and naive for 4chan and unfortunately fell in with extremely toxic women. Chrii should have been cut when she picked fights with Layla. That was a pattern that would repeat with Rottie who should have been cut immediately when she ruined a collab by being a pest
You have to have thicker skin and better judgement to do well here
We can bring this discussion back around to why it’s not good to dm with fans but that’s just common sense
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>>94271253 Except the Walking Dead is a show set in America and also has nothing to do with vtubing
>if that were remotely true Nigger, have you existed at all around women in general? It is widely known which accents are considered attractive
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>>94271097 Made me realize I’m getting one-shotted by the thread schizos and they haven’t even said my name yet. Sign I should sleep and stop reading the thread at night on 3 hours of sleep
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I don’t believe that Cabu isn’t gay
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>>94271328 >naive Lol
He created his own bed knowingly
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>>94271456 Who is gay then?
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>>94271313 In UK alone the accents greatly vary. Your vague slop is like saying "the round flavored skittles are my favorite flavor so they are actually better to eat out of all the skittles you can eat".
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>>94271562 Yes I know accents vary greatly. What's your actual point? The average American female vtuber viewer can't hardly distinguish the difference between Cornish or Glasweigan and they don't give a shit.
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>>94271253 the walking dead is set in georgia what the fuck are you saying
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>>94271562 >In UK alone the accents greatly vary. americans can't tell the difference in british accents to any degree other than maybe national
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>>94271658 I'm going to frank with you. The only American female vtuber viewer I know goes to college in the UK, and can tell. I think you think there's a big audience when there's not. Most American female vtuber viewers are in fact vtubers, and not viewers.
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>>94226135 hi hamster (girl) (real) playing isaac tonight! hopefully we'll get lucky and i won't have skill issues too bad.... will be fun though!
https://www.youtube.com/live/dR8L9SJcDBk?si=dfO-pbNmbtNrVRWT Anonymous
>>94271950 Okay?
I never said the audience was massive hence why most males struggle. I don't know what you're talking about and what relevance this has to the fact the largest demographic of the male vtuber audience doesn't distinguish the difference in attractiveness between British accents.
Anonymous
>>94270991 >Russian lol
a coping esl wrote this
even the worst native accent is better than the best esl accent
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>>94272298 You were dead wrong. You spun a narrative in your head without ever getting the facts, or actually getting to know this audience you seem to think exists as faceless bland blobs that exist in the form that appeals to your fetish.
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>>94272451 True
Unless you’re a sexy latin like Antonio Banderas or Penelope Cruz don’t bother and if you’re a sexy latin why are you a vtuber?
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>>94272451 I'm a native English speaker. If you want to pretend that accents like Russian, French, German and Italian are somehow below any American accent in terms of attractiveness go ahead and prove it.
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>>94272616 What the actual fuck are you talking about? You seem genuinely schizophrenic and everything you say is totally disjointed from what you're replying to and what you said before.
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>>94272665 Olga Chrii and Mond don’t sound sexy to me at all
Can’t think of any big russian chuubas but Saruei and Kiara don’t sound sexy either
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>>94272733 No need to get inflammatory. Speak English. Drop the rot speak.
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>>94272665 >native accent understandable, natural, great flow, no weird grammatical mistakes
>non native accent difficult to understand, unpleasant to listen to, annoying pauses, jarring mistakes
heres your proof
even the best esls sound like a retard with speech impediment. of course, if youre a female, it doesnt matter, but if youre a male its over
Anonymous
>>94272842 You need to re-read the thread and realise we weren't talking about females at all. And then you need to realise these are your personal preferences which are in contrast to actual data which shows most people do find those accents attractive.
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>>94272916 You are conflating English fluency to accent. Those are two completely separate things. You can speak perfectly fluent and correct English with an accent.
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>>94272924 >actual data Name names, or you got botted results.
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>>94226135 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdgCYyz_FSA Going through Elden Ring, I've found ants and now they must die.
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America bros, how do we proceed?
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>>94272924 If that’s true why did the females listed never have the coomer audience like the native speakers have gotten?
Anonymous
>>94273009 theoretically you could, but almost noone does
but even if they do, it is still unpleasant and sound retarded
just accept it, you dont need to cope about your shitty accent so much
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>>94273018 I'm not going to argue the point that lota of people find certain accents attractive just like how I don't need to argue that the sky is blue.
You can believe what you want and I honestly think you are unironically coping about your own insecurities in your voice by lashing out
Anonymous
>>94273089 This list is largely made from American women who thinks every foreigner sounds like a teenage Harry Potter fantasy
Wait until they encounter a lad from Doncaster
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>>94273089 Botted results, and not even American female vtuber viewers.
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>>94273151 >Americans calling other people's accents unpleasant to listen to It's so sad but still really fucking funny
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>>94273089 >french nah the expedition 33 segment on the xbox showcase was repulsive, they shouldve just used subtitles
Anonymous
>>94273227 Ah yes, Brummie, French, Italian and Australian, my favourite accent in the Harry Potter series
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>>94273089 >australian, scottish, london, irish This list must have been written by a drunk chap
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>>94273089 That’s very specific to brits. I personally love those tri state accents, some of the most interesting voices to listen to imo
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>>94273089 Simple, attract the european women
Anonymous
Americans fucking seething that their women prefer accents that have connotations of honesty, generosity, courage and charisma versus their accents which most of the world find synonymous with greed, ignorance, obnoxiousness, deceit and stupidity.
Anonymous
>>94271658 >Cornish arr ya avin' a good toym me luvly?
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>>94273771 >implying that list was made by american women that can distinguish brummie and yorkshire accents Anonymous
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>>94273089 Come on, German does not deserve to be on the worst list.
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>>94273945 calm down rajesh
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>>94273089 what the actual fuck, brummie sounds fucking horrible and yorkshire is great, americans having fucking awful taste
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>>94273338 ron weaslies dad is a brummie actually
Anonymous
Name one American woman who views vtubers, and isn't a rich granny playing with her phone taking surveys. Now this woman you named can you tell me her favorite male vtuber accent? Show the data.
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>>94274167 I know one, however she is a furry, and also I'm gonna take a guess her favourite vtuber accent is new yorker based on her oshi
Anonymous
>>94274167 Whatever accent Vox has lmao
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>>94274167 Yes. Me.
I like Australians the most.
Source: My face gets hot when they talk.
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>>94274262 generic middle class south east I would guess
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>>94274262 His accent is okay but hes hard carried by his voice. Having voice like that is instawin
Anonymous
I keep finding more and more guys with insanely deep corpse husband like voices, what are the chances these guys are just using filters?
Anonymous
>>94274696 You can practice it, it's just using tons of vocal fry and almost nothing else.
Anonymous
>>94274918 >vocal fry can change the thickness of your vocal chords and size of your larynx Lol that's why Californian Valley girls who speak in nothing but vocal fry have super deep manly voices
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Morning /asp/! We will be playing/streaming Realm of the Mad God later today as a group (in about 12h) and if you'd like to join with us please let us know! :3
Anonymous
Name a RES? But is also a rebelearthsky
Anonymous
>>94275557 how do you vocal fry? your normal voice is also decently deep
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>>94275730 I speak very softly and very close to the mic in those parts, letting very little air through my vocal cords so instead of making a clean tone, they go into that raspy, creaky sound.
Being able to maintain that is a matter of practice.
Anonymous
>>94275557 There’s also a pretty strong boost around 100hz going on here.
Anonymous
>>94275398 force burps a lot
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>>94276428 how the fuck do I force burps??? use the finger in throat bulimia method?
Anonymous
>>94276387 It's just raw mic input, I've got no system-wide filters set up. Here's the supposed frequency response of the model I use.
Anonymous
>>94276544 what is this bode diagram?
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>>94276544 Oh I hadn’t read that you were eating the mic a bit. Yeah I’d chalk it up to proximity effect unless you’ve got a weird voice like mine that’s only semi deep but has a lot of sub frequency.
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>>94276772 Pickup pattern, it's more sensitive in the front (which is what you want for a streaming mic).
Anonymous
So if I get a like from bots on Twitter, I should immediately block them so it doesn't affect my algorithm placement, right?
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>>94276853 Likely. I could've cranked up the gain instead, but then speaking normally would've blown your eardrums out.
Basically, how to Corpse Husband: nothing but vocal fry, eat the mic, up the gain, use a very aggressive de-esser.
Anonymous
>>94276950 Delete twitter, and focus more on Twitch.
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>>94277019 nyaga I just got done streaming
Anonymous
I love his voice the most.
Anonymous
I hope Haru is doing alright.
Anonymous
>>94223011 can you tell your fat whore to quit shitting up my board
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>>94277368 Who died and made you boss
Anonymous
I hate my voice the most.
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>>94277458 no, I hate your voice even more
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>>94277245 Go and ask them.
Oh wait.
You can't ask a VOD now, can you?
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I’ll try to stream soon. I was only streaming before so you could still have a way to be around me that wouldn’t trigger you. I’ll stream so you can hear me again.
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>>94277368 >denpa finally killing herself Kek
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>>94277019 What if I want to get viewers on both youtube and twitch? Preferably without overlap, I had some stream ideas
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>>94277019 How does this work when I only stream on twitter?
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>>94277730 Iriya. I still get pissed anytime I see another girl trying to flirt with him hes mine and no one else can have him.
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>>94277822 Fuuuucking kill yourseeelllllfffff
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>>94277822 >forced husky voice with a fake British accent and AI generated scripts Lmao, women are fucking gullible
Anonymous
>>94278328 he's australian
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>>94278328 You can tell how weak his actual voice is because of how much it quivers when he speaks, he doesn’t have a naturally deep voice at all. Probably why he barely streams, forcing your larynx like that for extended periods of time is painful. Men should just embrace their natural voices.
Anonymous
>>94278349 Yeah and he sounds British, not Australian, hence fake
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>>94278418 when I went to new york they thought my british accent was australian, yanks have ZERO conception of accents
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>>94278416 He said his voice is weak because he rarely speaks in real life
Anonymous
>>94278349 He's also dead now. Dumbass probably cut a little too deep this time after chugging the blood thinners.
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>>94278465 a shame, he was kinda cute
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>>94278465 When he gave the advice to overdose on aspirin to bleed more, I knew it was just a matter of time
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goodnight /asp/, I love you!
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>>94279107 Welcome to /asp/
Anonymous
>>94278996 Aspirin actually decreases risk of bleeding out past a certain threshold. I average about a gram a day
Anonymous
Thinking of doing a livestream of going over the JFK files in a non-political way, is this a good idea?
Anonymous
>>94279656 yes poly
i heard they are about to declassify more shit
Anonymous
>>94279644 that shit gives me ulcers and anal bleeding
Anonymous
>>94279742 Have you tried the carrot salad?
Anonymous
>>94279762 can't stand carrots
Anonymous
>>94279776 That's a shame. A daily salad consisting of a single raw carrot shaven lengthwise, a tablespoon of vinegar and another of either coconut or olive oil, and a pinch of salt can clear most bowel troubles. For similar effects, you could consider adding well cooked white button mushrooms to your diet if you can't stomach carrots at all
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>>94242425 everyone here is a no view, it doesn't matter
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>>94279663 poly doesn't come to the /vt/ asp thread anymore. he likes being gay over on tr/asp/h
Anonymous
I'm gonna do it I'm gonna get my png and everything I need to get started and debut After I do that how do I keep going with 0 viewers? How do I meet other vtubers and collab
Anonymous
>>94280693 post your link here and it will never be 0
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>>94272193 thanks for coming if you did! we won 1 (one) run!
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>>94280771 Maybe late Feb/early March
I'm not sure why I'm going through this I hate my voice but I am a cripple now so I can't just walk up to mcdonalds Anonymous
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>>94280972 What gave it away?
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>>94281160 I like you and you've recommended that to me personally before. I just wanted to say hi.
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>>94281318 Why do you get off on being such a hostile dick to everybody?
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Thinking about sex with me asp oshi.>Who is him? Iriya. Don't even ask anymore. It's always about him.
Anonymous
>>94253928 Elfin Scamop and her greasy groomer paypig mod AvgBirdEnjoyer
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>>94267397 >He I've heard Chaos' girl voice without the voice changer...she's not a dude...I think the dude's voice is the voice changer.
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>>94282120 Blocked ElfinShitop after seeing her brown skin.
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https://www.twitch.tv/suvovo first stream felt stream woolcam please watch me
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