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Getting /fit/ for Marine

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:04:48 No.9429729 View View Reply Original Report

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https://youtu.be/-ZGXcl2IZFw
>Marine can do 8 push ups...
Don't tell me Marine can do more push ups than you anon...
As we all now know, Marine likes muscular guys so get on the fucking floor and do 10 push ups RIGHT NOW!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:05:29 No.9429743 Report

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You're a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:06:43 No.9429777 Report

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>10 push ups

Nice Easy mode there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:11:50 No.9429969 Report

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I think I peaked at 42 push-ups, and I'm fat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:20:40 No.9430267 Report

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>>9429969
It surprised me when i enter highschool and almost everyone struggle to do 10 push up.
I did 50 push up daily and i think it was the bare minimum.
Now in college, they treat 5 push up as punishment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:22:53 No.9430367 Report

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>>9429969
Fat men make the most powerful lifters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:23:53 No.9430401 Report

Quoted By: >>9431437

>>9430267
Something went terribly wrong with kids in the past 10 years, no clue what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:30:30 No.9430678 Report

Quoted By: >>9430932

>>9429729
>10
Even kids can do that. You mean 100 right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:38:08 No.9430932 Report

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>>9430678
You'd surprised how weak a lot of people are.
When I started lifting I was a skinny bitch and 10 push ups was a serious challenge kek.
The average joe doesn't move a muscle for the majority of his day.
The muscle atrophy in this modern society is a serious problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:39:02 No.9430955 Report

Quoted By: >>9430997 >>9431132

>>9429729
you should learn japanese before that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:40:22 No.9430997 Report

Quoted By: >>9431132 >>9462006

>>9430955
Do both at the same time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:43:55 No.9431132 Report

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>>9430955
>>9430997
I will get as swole as possible, learn japanese and then proceed to slay jap idol pussy.
>Vid related will be me with Marine soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:49:27 No.9431311 Report

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marine likes muscular guys but she also likes being abused so i'm just going to stay fat and rape her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:52:29 No.9431419 Report

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I'll take my chances with polka or okayu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:53:01 No.9431437 Report

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>>9430401
>no clue what
Nigger you serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:54:04 No.9431469 Report

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>>9429729
It's not fair, she has less weight to push so naturally she will perform better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 12:57:56 No.9431605 Report

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>>9431469
That's a dyel excuse anon.
Since you're not a tranny you should have higher testosterone than Marine and thus have (hopefully) more lean muscle mass.
Or are you a 300+ lbs lardass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 13:12:33 No.9432155 Report

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>>9431132
god i imagined

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 13:18:46 No.9432359 Report

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>>9429729
Yeah I could probably curl Marine herself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 14:13:05 No.9433991 Report

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People think they can do push ups because they never learned proper form. If Marine could do 1 push up I'd be stunned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 15:05:11 No.9435502 Report

Quoted By: >>9438311 >>9438420 >>9438485

>>9429729
>As we all now know, Marine likes muscular guys
I thoight that she is a lesbian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 16:34:59 No.9438311 Report

Quoted By: >>9438485

>>9435502
Lol.She is straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 16:37:17 No.9438398 Report

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>>9429729
I can benchpress Marine. I'd lift her up and bend her over every piece of furniture in her home while slamming her down on my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 16:37:49 No.9438420 Report

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>>9435502
Marine would fuck anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 16:38:48 No.9438474 Report

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>>9429729
No she can't

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 16:38:59 No.9438485 Report

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>>9435502
>>9438311
She'd fuck some or her colleagues for sure if given the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 17:11:56 No.9439559 Report

Quoted By: >>9440024 >>9440049 >>9442867 >>9442982 >>9443093 >>9444244 >>9444996 >>9445031 >>9445999 >>9462523

3D women actually repulse me and when i told one of my friends a while ago he told me "yeah but would a 2D girl even consider dating you, fat fuck" and so i hit the gym, now i'm jacked as all hell and have to turn down women to keep my virginity so i can lose it together with my captain and future wife, you may laugh now but i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 17:25:01 No.9440024 Report

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>>9439559
Based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 17:25:41 No.9440049 Report

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>>9439559
>3D women actually repulse me and when i told one of my friends a while ago he told me "yeah but would a 2D girl even consider dating you, fat fuck" and so i hit the gym, now i'm jacked as all hell and have to turn down women to keep my virginity so i can lose it together with my captain and future wife, you may laugh now but i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 18:46:35 No.9442867 Report

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>>9439559
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 18:50:16 No.9442982 Report

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>>9439559
Godspeed, captain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 18:50:49 No.9443008 Report

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>only 8
never gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 18:53:05 No.9443093 Report

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>>9439559
I salute you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 18:55:16 No.9443159 Report

Quoted By: >>9444040 >>9444844 >>9457457

>>9429729
a fat bitch like Marine has no right to demand a muscular man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:22:12 No.9444040 Report

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>>9443159
All women expect more than they actually can get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:28:19 No.9444244 Report

Quoted By: >>9444872

>>9439559
I hope this is real, because knowing Marine she'd get off from taking this guy's virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:47:53 No.9444844 Report

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>>9443159
she does have the right to ask that and it is my right to deliver you weak fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:49:08 No.9444872 Report

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>>9444244
I know she would and that's why i do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:53:26 No.9444982 Report

Quoted By: >>9445079

>>9444844
Do you really want to fuck a slutty landd whale?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:54:00 No.9444993 Report

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>>9429729
she can't, i'm a fleshy skeleton and I can do 15 pushups without trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:54:03 No.9444996 Report

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>>9439559
>i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream
そうですか

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:55:05 No.9445031 Report

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>>9439559
An alpha virgin, as a non virgin I salute you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:57:04 No.9445079 Report

Quoted By: >>9445122 >>9445151

>>9444982
I don't and that's why i chose my beautiful wife Marine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:57:51 No.9445107 Report

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>>9429729
>こだわったポイントは、実際に胸が机にぶつかった音を効果音に使用しました。
>As a point of interest I used the actual sound of my breast hitting my table.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:58:17 No.9445122 Report

Quoted By: >>9445163

>>9445079
anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:59:17 No.9445151 Report

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>>9445079
Who’s gonna tell him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 19:59:47 No.9445163 Report

Quoted By: >>9445256

>>9445122
silence schizoid take your retardation elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:03:13 No.9445256 Report

Quoted By: >>9445521 >>9445564

>>9445163
It's a well known fact that Marine is fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:10:15 No.9445521 Report

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>>9445256
if by "is fat" you mean "has a fat juicy ass" then yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:11:58 No.9445564 Report

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>>9445256
architect cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:26:35 No.9445999 Report

Quoted By: >>9446203 >>9446235

>>9439559
>i have a boat i stole from a frenchman, a nihonjin book, complete disregard for human life including my own, and a dream

Holy shit I remember you pirateschizo, I didn't believe then but now I do, it's fate, please bro take me with you i'll wait near the suez canal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:32:35 No.9446203 Report

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>>9445999
>pirateschizo is jacked and kept his virginity intact for marine.
I...I kneel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:33:07 No.9446221 Report

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>>9429729
marine is actually a genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:33:46 No.9446235 Report

Quoted By: >>9446275

>>9445999
no, fuck off this is a one man mission

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:35:15 No.9446275 Report

Quoted By: >>9446344

>>9446235
You will never lose your virginity to Marine. You need to accept this fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:37:35 No.9446344 Report

Quoted By: >>9446457 >>9446560

>>9446275
Glory lies beyond the horizon, challenge it because it is unreachable, speak of conquest AND MAKE IT REAL!

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:40:22 No.9446457 Report

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>>9446344
I BELIEVE IN YOU PIRATESCHIZO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, GET THAT BOOTY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:43:13 No.9446544 Report

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>>9429729
Doing push ups hurts my arm (bones are not exactly in the right place).
Now, if she asks me I would do as many as she wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:43:39 No.9446560 Report

Quoted By: >>9446599 >>9449329

>>9446344
The only thing awaiting you is Somalian pirates

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 20:44:36 No.9446599 Report

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>>9446560
They are nothing in the face of Love.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 21:48:00 No.9449329 Report

Quoted By: >>9449645

>>9446560
>implying i'm not going to follow him with my dinghy and a lgm to make sure he reaches destination
Go for it nigger, i've got your back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Sep 2021 21:55:01 No.9449645 Report

Quoted By: >>9457288

>>9449329
Takodachi... Thank you. With my brother by my side and love in my heart NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 00:22:48 No.9457214 Report

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>>9429729
https://youtu.be/O-SXhtYjprc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 00:24:36 No.9457288 Report

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>>9449645
I've already contacted the Somalian pirates and put a large bounty on your head. You will NEVER fuck Marine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 00:28:17 No.9457457 Report

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>>9443159
Too bad fit guys love fat chicks
t. Porka fan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 01:08:39 No.9459155 Report

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>Marine posted the animation from OP's pic
>"Fuck it, maybe I can pull off 100 push ups"
>Actually manage to do it, even using different variations to spice it up
See ya later virgins, I'm gonna get me some (hopefully still) fertile pirate pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 01:29:25 No.9460019 Report

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>>9429729
I can do 60

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 02:17:01 No.9462006 Report

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>>9430997
>he doesn't do Anki reps between sets
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Sep 2021 02:26:54 No.9462523 Report

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>>9439559
based torres

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