>>94638369Will somebody please cue that bird?
Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Oh yeah!)
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats!
[Speedy Cerviche: Right on!]
They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't baloney!
There's Speedy Cerviche,
he's the leader of the bunch.
[That's right!]
A heck of a fighter,
makes a heck of a lunch.
And little Polly Esther,
who's never afraid,
[Polly Esther: That's me!]
of going into battle
when the bad guys invade.
Here's Guido Anchovy,
a wild romantic rover.
This cat gets down, down,
with a love hangover!
Here come the Pizza Cats!
They're so bad,
they've got more fur than any turtle ever had!
They're stronger than old cheese...
[Stronger than old cheese!]
Stronger than dirt...
[Stronger than dirt!]
[Speedy and Guido in the background: Five, six, seven, eight!]
Step on their tails...
[Not on my tail!]
And you're gonna get hurt...
[Don't hurt me!]
Samurai Pizza Cats...
They're fighting crime...
All over town!
Four... Three... Two... One...
Pizza Cats are on the run!
The Big Cheese is the villain,
who's lower than low.
It's a rotten shame
he lives in Little Tokyo.
We've got our nasty Bad Bird
and some nasty Ninja Crows.
As soon as someone finds the script,
we might begin the show!
Sit right back, kick up your feet
and turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effects,
go eat a pizza pie!
(Samurai Pizza Cats!)
Hahaha! Oohh...