Chumbies, I know that you love your girl, but I think they're still mopping her up off the mat since the last stream. But hey, you wanna talk about it? Let's talk about it.
I once heard Gawr Gura described years ago as the EN Korone. What a load of crap that turned out to be, huh? I mean, Biboo streams 40 hours a week but Gura - does she? I don't think so. See, when girls start a collab with her and get in a stream with Biboo - the undisputed Sparkling Gem of Hololive English Advent, the heart and soul of the Golden Gen - we find out what they're really made of. She tests them. She pushes them. And each week she doesn't collab we learn exactly what Gawr Gura is made of.
At each moment where she even considers collabing with Biboo, and musters up all the courage and stamina she has to try and go for a 2 hour collab and give it her best shot, she realizes... Biboo just doesn't care. And she knows the stream is just gonna go on, and keep going on all night. At that exact moment, she starts looking for a way out. It's true. I'm sorry. She starts looking for a way out. 'Ohhh, my tummy hort!' She FOLDS! And she curls up into a little ball to die, and she FOLDS!
Champions never fold. Look, you have no idea how genuinely sorry I am that Gawr Gura just didn't turn out to be what you wanted her to be. She didn't turn out to be what any of us wanted her to be, when we welcomed her back into this business, gave her a second, third, fourth chance in the greatest form of entertainment in the world. It just. Didn't. Work out. And while I am truly sorry for that - I know she's your oshi, I know she's from Atlantis and you love her - I have zero sympathy for Gawr Gura. And that is because of Gawr Gura. Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit.
It's a tough business, dude, sorry, it is what it is. And we move on.
