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>Soo, you have a new Hololive English generation for me?
>Yes sir, I do. It's called Hololive Advent.
>Ooh interesting, a generation full of Christmas themed vtubers? I don't see how that would work for the other 11 months of the year, though.
>No, not like Advent calendar, I mean like... Advent. They are a group of girls who broke out of a prison.
>What kind of prison? Why are they there and who put them in it?
>Unclear.
>Well okay, then. But haven't the last two Hololive English generations had a cohesive theme and lore? There was "Myth", full of mythological beings, then "Council", which was a council of Goddesses. I don't understand what this "Advent prison" thing is about.
>Well, the fans REALLY didn't like the lore built up for Council so we're just not going to do it anymore. I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about Advent lore.
>Well okay, then. Let me get off of that thing. So who is in Advent anyway?
>I was thinking we get a rock, two dogs, a Mid-Westerner and an avid fan of Hot Topic.
>You mean like a goth girl?
>Yeah, we're pretty much going to singlehandedly bring the goth girl fandom back from the dead with Fauna, Mumei, and this new girl, Shiori.
>Ooh, goth girls are tight!
>Some are, sure.
>You mentioned having a Mid-Westerner in the group. Are you going to diversify the timeslots a little bit to help with dead streaming hours?
>Absolutely. All across North America.
>European?
>No, I used the bathroom earlier.
>That's not- okay. So what's the Mid-Westerner's deal?
>She's a Mid-Westerner.
>That makes sense.
>Yeah, and there's these two demon dogs but they're actually twin sisters who stream together all the time.
>Oh, that's great! That would be really convenient for multiplayer game collabs.
>Only one of them will be playing, the majority of the time.
>So fans will just be watching someone watch someone play video games? It's gonna be pretty hard to make that entertaining.
>Actually, it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
>Oh really?
>Yeah, see, the older sister has massive, I mean GIGANTIC boobies.
>Bau. Bau bau bau.
>So anyway, there's also going to be this gemstone-themed girl named Koseki Bijou who will really captivate the zoomer brainrot crowd.
>What about older audience? Does she have anything to offer them?
>She looks and sounds like a very small child.
>Oooh, the pedophile fans will definitely go wild for that one.
>Yeah, I actually have very detailed drawings of her that I made last night-
>Ew, please don't show me those.
>That's okay, I'll just email them later. So what do you think of Advent?
>Well, it sounds like it could make money, but I'm still a little concerned about our lack of European HoloEN members. At this rate, I don't think we'll ever have more than Kiara.
>*booong*
>"Hololive Justice is announced"
>Yes sir, I do. It's called Hololive Advent.
>Ooh interesting, a generation full of Christmas themed vtubers? I don't see how that would work for the other 11 months of the year, though.
>No, not like Advent calendar, I mean like... Advent. They are a group of girls who broke out of a prison.
>What kind of prison? Why are they there and who put them in it?
>Unclear.
>Well okay, then. But haven't the last two Hololive English generations had a cohesive theme and lore? There was "Myth", full of mythological beings, then "Council", which was a council of Goddesses. I don't understand what this "Advent prison" thing is about.
>Well, the fans REALLY didn't like the lore built up for Council so we're just not going to do it anymore. I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about Advent lore.
>Well okay, then. Let me get off of that thing. So who is in Advent anyway?
>I was thinking we get a rock, two dogs, a Mid-Westerner and an avid fan of Hot Topic.
>You mean like a goth girl?
>Yeah, we're pretty much going to singlehandedly bring the goth girl fandom back from the dead with Fauna, Mumei, and this new girl, Shiori.
>Ooh, goth girls are tight!
>Some are, sure.
>You mentioned having a Mid-Westerner in the group. Are you going to diversify the timeslots a little bit to help with dead streaming hours?
>Absolutely. All across North America.
>European?
>No, I used the bathroom earlier.
>That's not- okay. So what's the Mid-Westerner's deal?
>She's a Mid-Westerner.
>That makes sense.
>Yeah, and there's these two demon dogs but they're actually twin sisters who stream together all the time.
>Oh, that's great! That would be really convenient for multiplayer game collabs.
>Only one of them will be playing, the majority of the time.
>So fans will just be watching someone watch someone play video games? It's gonna be pretty hard to make that entertaining.
>Actually, it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
>Oh really?
>Yeah, see, the older sister has massive, I mean GIGANTIC boobies.
>Bau. Bau bau bau.
>So anyway, there's also going to be this gemstone-themed girl named Koseki Bijou who will really captivate the zoomer brainrot crowd.
>What about older audience? Does she have anything to offer them?
>She looks and sounds like a very small child.
>Oooh, the pedophile fans will definitely go wild for that one.
>Yeah, I actually have very detailed drawings of her that I made last night-
>Ew, please don't show me those.
>That's okay, I'll just email them later. So what do you think of Advent?
>Well, it sounds like it could make money, but I'm still a little concerned about our lack of European HoloEN members. At this rate, I don't think we'll ever have more than Kiara.
>*booong*
>"Hololive Justice is announced"
