You say YAGOO, I say Lauren Faust
You say Gura plushie, I say Lyra plushie
You say Suisei's piss emulator project, I say rainbow dash cumjar project
You say 5%, I say 20%
You love Luna, I also love Luna
You love Moona, I also love Moona
You fap to hags, I fap to Celestia
You hate nijiniggers, I hate furries
You were contained in /vt/, I was contained in /mlp/ but both broke it and now we're here, walking down the same path.

HOLOBRONIES UNITE!!! /)