I know that I am the only person who could ever come up with an idea like that, and that is why I have decided to use my powers for evil.
I have had this idea for a while now, and it has been festering in the back of my head. I don't know if I have the guts to pull it off, but I thought I'd share it with the group for the sake of posterity.
I would like to make a short film, or at least a short video, that features a squirrel exploding.
Now I know that it sounds crazy, and it is. But I think that it will be a pretty funny scene, and I think it would be a shame to let this idea go to waste. I have already thought of a pretty good story to go along with it as well.
This is the basic idea:
There is a squirrel that lives in the woods. The squirrel is a very sexual animal, and the squirrel is very proud of his clitoris. The squirrel spends a lot of time grooming his clitoris and keeping it clean. He uses a special stick that he has to clean himself with, and he is very careful when he does so. One day the squirrel decides to take his grooming to the next level and decides to use some firecrackers to blow the hair off of his clitoris. He lights the firecrackers and places them in a pile of leaves under the bush that his clitoris is under. He then stands on the other side of the bush to watch the spectacle.
But when the firecrackers go off, they burn the bush and cause a small forest fire, and when the squirrel is about to run away from the fire, his clitoris explodes.
I know it's a pretty outlandish idea, but I think it would be a funny scene. I haven't thought of the best way to go about filming it yet, but I think I could make it work.
What do you all think? Do you think that I am crazy for even considering this idea? Do you think that it would be a good idea for a short film?
I would love to hear your thoughts.
