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>be me
>12th grade computer class
>make ASCII art of a nigger taking a shit
>nigger is on the floor, head in the corner, arms and legs spread out, taking a massive shit
>teacher walks in
>teacher is 40 years old, has long, black, stringy hair, bad acne, and looks like an ugly witch
>teacher sees my nigger shit ASCII art
>teacher goes nuts
>screams at me
>"DONT YOU REALIZE HOW WRONG THIS IS?!"
>"DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS IS RACIST?!"
>"YOU'RE A RACIST, DO YOU REALIZE THAT?! DO YOU?! ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>teacher yells at me for 5 minutes straight, screaming in my face
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>teacher goes to the other room, comes back with the principal
>principle is fat, sweaty, and has a red, round face
>principle looks at me, looks at my ASCII art, looks at me again
>principle is a fat, sweaty, red faced, perverted, pedophile
>principle gets a hard on, I can see it in his pants
>principle says, "come with me, we need to have a talk in my office"
>I get up, walk to the office with the principal
>teacher is following us, bitching about how racist I am
>I get into the office, the principal closes the door behind me, turns to me
>principle leans in, gets his face really close to mine
>"DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!"
>"DO YOU?! ANSWER ME!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle gets really close to me, his face is all red, his eyes are wild, he's breathing heavy
>"YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST, YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST, DO YOU REALIZE THAT?! YOU'RE A RACIST, DO YOU?! ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>"DO YOU REALIZE THIS?! DO YOU?! ANSWER ME!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle is breathing really heavy now, his face is all red, he's got a huge erection
>"YOU'RE A RACIST, DO YOU REALIZE THAT?! DO YOU?! ANSWER ME!"
>"DO YOU?! ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle leans in closer, his face is all red, he's breathing really heavy, his eyes are wild
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>"ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle is breathing really heavy now, he's got a huge erection, he's getting really angry
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle is breathing really heavy now, he's got a huge erection, he's getting really angry, he's about to blow
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>"ANSWER ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT! ANSWER ME!"
>I keep my head down, hands crossed, not saying a word
>principle is breathing really heavy now, he's got a huge erection, he's getting really angry. Finally, he busts in a shower of gore and semen. Semen stains the room, and my clothes. The principal is breathing heavily, he's all red, his eyes are wild, he's covered in sweat and semen and gore.
>"I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT, YOU NIGGER SHITS WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EAT EGGSHELLS AGAIN
