>>9648998Imagine living such a sad life where you've never touched grass outside of a video game.
With that said, grass is overrated. It's filthy and filled with all sorts of small creatures. Some grass is filled with insects. Some grass is filled with lizards and frogs. Be careful what grass you touch. And if you kneel or fall hard enough on grass, you may wind up staining your clothes and having to wash them. Also, animals shit and piss on grass, so you should always wash your hands after touching it. Whatever you do, don't eat it. You're not a horse, no matter how hard you try to self identify as one.
