>>97132038Tweet analasis for the retards itt:
>no capitalizationmakes it seem casual and less forced; also a sign of dishonesty (putting in less "effort" makes the lies less severe in his mind if caught)
>girl he's straight and feels the need to reinforce this fact; possibly even trying to make some of his female fans jealous (the only fans he cares about obviously)
>justusing that word simply makes his made up story more believable, just try reading it without it and you'll see
>cutethe way he want to be seen or thinks his fans want to perceive him (not sexy, smart, handsome, nice or buff but instead cute; a conscious choice)
>part time jobPossibly the most brilliant part of the tweet. It shows people that he keeps working hard while on break automatically destroying every criticism alluding to him being lazy. It's also very easy to quit and leave behind at a moments notice since it's just "part time" also not very time consuming which makes it a lot more believable.
AND the part that even tricked Anons itt (probably mostly because they wanted it to be true) he makes it seem like he NEEDS money, basically begging is disguise
Anyway I don't feel like doing the second line but you get the point.
