I was working on this parody song and updating it after she got banned from Twitter for a bit back in July. Soon after I got too busy to even try to keep up with Bea until recently. Posting it as it is because keeping it current would be impossible with all the arcs that happened and are still happening. It's to the tune of American Pie. Verses are missing and don't line up. The original is 8 minutes so please understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PMA long, long time ago
I can still remember how that kuma
Used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my way
I'd lock her Twitter on that day
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But that feed, it made me shiver
Constant shitposts on her Twitter
Schizos in the /yah/ threads
Nukumority almost dead
All the dads were really shocked
When anon got his Twitter blocked
Countless rrats they would concoct
The day the Goslings died
So, bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Singin', "This'll be the final yabai,
This'll be the final yabai"
Do you believe in Bea love
And would you give the thread a shove
If the kuma told you so
Now, when she let all those comments go
Did you not spot those damn typos
And can she teach me how to shitpost like a pro?
Well, I know that this had just begun
The bear's not missing all the fun
Shitposts were getting (You)s
So I fired a couple off too
This polar bear had run amok
With a four leaf clover and a little luck
But I knew we were truly fucked
The day the Goslings died
Dads started singin', bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Singin', "This'll be the final yabai,
This'll be the final yabai"
For three threads rrats had piled up
Dads had smashed their coffee cups
But that's not how it used to be
When she debuted those months ago
We weren't expecting quite this show
Grab your drinks let's see where this all goes
She said "Hey retard, do a flip"
When Twitter gave her claws a snip
Two alts still left to burn
When will this baka learn
And yet the bear still fucked around
Made a meme and doubled down
In the shitposts we would drown
The day the Goslings died
Dads were singin'
Bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Singin', "This'll be the final yabai,
This'll be the final yabai"
In the thread things weren't much better
Kill your yourself in rainbow letters
The rrats were getting bigger
I called my oshi ...
And wouldn't you believe that shit
She'd posted almost half of it
Maji sugoi I must admit
The day the Goslings died
And dads were singin'
Bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Singin', "This'll be the final yabai,
This'll be the final yabai"
Dads were singin'
Bye-bye to the based Kumagai
Second guessin', /yah/ was stressin' as I spammed the F5
And them good ol' dads were spreading bullshit and lies
Singin', "This'll be the final yabai, oh
This'll be the final yabai"
