13 - So Tired Edition
>What is /asp/? /asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.
>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube? Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.
>Is there an audience for X? Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?
>What video editor should I use for editing clips? DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.
>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback? Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.
>I see the rentry! How do I join? Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!
Open company auditions:
Brave:
https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/ Hololive (Open indefinitely):
https://audition.hololivepro.com/en Niji (Open indefinitely):
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307 VAllure (Open for unknown time):
https://x.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1896052703933190216 https://vallure-agency.com/auditions First Stage Production (open until April 15):
https://x.com/fsp_english/status/1900351209778889132 https://firststage-pro.com/en/audition/ Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions:
https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/ Useful links:
General:
https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK What to avoid:
https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt Op-Sec:
https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166 Common Trolling techniques in /here/:
https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm /ASP/list:
https://rentry.co/asplist Tierlist:
https://tiermaker.com/create/aspiring-vtubers-17846816 Recurrent Vtuber Questions:
https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE WAGMI - WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
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Animal chuubas are for breeding
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I wanna concernfag for Sin but I’m arguably more menhera than him.
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>>98043203 All animal chuubas are for breeding but some are more fit for breeding than others.
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/asp/ All Secret Pedophiles
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>>98043945 *and zoophiles
and scatophiles apparently
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>>98043945 Sitting back smirking as you post this clever joke
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>>98043945 >>98043988 there's no way you samefagged this
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They bite every time!
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saw thi, which coincides with the schizophrenic attack that we are havin today
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>>98042827 >>97975672 LINK ANCHOR:
REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.
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>>98045573 I can only come up with random ones...
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>>98045573 nikola x pansu tall boys
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>>98045573 Me x basil
If I post it enough I can manifest it
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imagine you and the stream coach some autist to be an interesting and charming chatter. You give them a lesson and then you backseat them watching their oshi and help them come up with things to say together.
Anonymous
Would vtuber viewers want watch a session between me and a professional Apex coach?
Anonymous
>>98045573 Alastor x Goldnight
Cipher x hamstrudel
Finbar x Naya
Coyote x Pantsu
Sterling x Cygni
Alpin x Sani
Mokuba x loveycores
Arvantus x Kyuu
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>>98047685 you can't pair fags with straights anon
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>>98047685 >only half of them are gay pairings impressive
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>>98047101 I would cause it's weird, and I like competitive games but Apex looks kinda grotty no offence
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>>98048002 What do you mean grotty?
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>>98047685 the stump....?
well, we can make model kits together, at least
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>>98047101 Are you any good or are you a total beginner? I think if you have a base skill set it would be interesting but a total beginner is gonna be painful for the coach
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>>98043655 >there’s a /trash/ version of this thread >I get namedropped there but not here Great. Awesome
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>>98048240 because that thread actually talks about vtubers
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>>98048167 Another plamo builder!?!? What do you work on?
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>>98048466 i don't do too much, since i'm trying to save money, but i like 30 minute sisters models and those cute lil pokemon ones!
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>>98048240 >>98048420 I really hope I’m not namedropped there. I don’t check it because there is porn.
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Haha really hope I’m not named dropped Hahah ignore all the archives I have open while I search for my name
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>>98048179 If Apex Status is to be believed, I'm a top 2-3% player so I think it would be valuable.
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>>98048556 You're not because nobody cares enough to post about you
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>>98047685 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME WITH STERLING GODDAMNIT
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>>98049346 So EASY to trick you faggots muhahah
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>>98048125 It's just not very pleasing to look at or watch, graphics and design wise. There's other reasons it's hard to watch but that's normal for this kind of game so don't really apply
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>>98047685 An angel? Nice, I heard she likes power metal.
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>>98048803 I really really wish you were right. Unsettling.
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tierlist guy PLEASE update the tier list
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>>98049506 Oh absolutely. Apex's design language is ass and the character designs are appalling. But the gameplay is so far ahead of all other competitors that you forget about it.
Anonymous
>>98049727 The only gameplay I've actually been able to tolerate is the clips of the electric character doing weird movement and flying around a room while chaining in abilities. Why not play MR it's popular...
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>>98050318 The electric character...I think you mean Wattson but there's a few legends with electric looking abilities.
>Why not play MR Can't stand superhero slop. Plus from what I've seen, the gameplay isn't nearly as dynamic as Apex. People just like playing as their favourite Marvel property in a game that is semi-serviceable.
Anonymous
>>98047994 Probably got scared off because of thread drama
Anonymous
>>98048658 Just fucking stream Iriya we'll watch you sit there and cry if that's what you want to do.
Anonymous
>>98051266 She hasnt streamed at all since the end of last month, that has nothing to deal with the thread
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>>98050583 Yeah it's Wattson apparently. With the fences
>semi-serviceable That's a high horse for a battle royale game with a competitive mode though... Two least watchable categories off the top of my head besides MOBA. Didn't Apex legends lose 70% of its main player base in a year and not recover after a recent major update / refresh? Apex must be slop if nobody wants to play it anymore T-T please diversify I'm worried about you Anon
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>>98051380 >inb4 replies with the thats all you can say image Anonymous
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>>98051578 Will you keep shitposting like this now every time someone says your name or will you try to aspire at all?
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>>98051678 I'm going to keep posting it until you stop mentioning him
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>>98051400 Her twitter is dead too
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>>98045791 Haha keep dreaming
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>>98051954 I don't get it, but cool
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>>98052026 I will in about an hour, yeah. Man, I'd love to cuddle him, in a purely friendly way of course
Anonymous
Why didn't you homos tell me you have a hot guy with such a deep voice?!! I need him to choke me since no one in qbdqt will give me ikemen recomendations
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>>98052595 leave it alone hes dead okay let him move on already
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>>98048862 You're a strange one, friend
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>>98049683 Who’s missing? Other than the ones that shall not be named of course
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juice please don't come and bitch in the thread when this bombs
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>>98052595 >qbdqt >q Quick? Quake? Quantum? Quantifiable? Qurán?
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>>98053449 What is this post supposed to accomplish?
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>>98053449 It tracks that he was the one numberfagging yesterday about how he wants to play things to have le big noombah'
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>>98053580 I'm asking that myself, I guess Warcraft isn't his thing?
Don't worry anon, I know it's hard to find other people can feel disappointment in themselves and want to express that.
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>>98053623 nope, I was planning on playing Warcraft through april for a while. Just couldn't think of how to do something fun instead of just mindlessly playing.
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>>98051506 >Didn't Apex legends lose 70% of its main player base in a year and not recover after a recent major update / refresh? Apex must be slop if nobody wants to play it anymore T-T please diversify I'm worried about you Anon The playerbase is dying, it's recovered recently from their last patch and the newest patch looks exciting but it's not recovery enough. Most people left Apex because the developers have primarily refused to fix issues which have been in the game since launch and instead just release new cosmetics which are becoming increasingly garbage anyway. Primarily the match making is absolute garbage where if you aren't in the top 5% of players in the lobby, you are fodder for that top 5% because Apex uses EOMM to drip feed you dopamine to keep you on for longer. The microtransactions are beyond a joke with a single skin costing easily $20 with some others requiring you to spend hundreds.
But there are plenty of rumours that Apex 2 is going to be announced this year with most likely a launch late this year or early next year which is how people explain the lack of content for the past year. There is no way that EA is letting their cash cow die.
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>>98053623 nta but can you tell me why some aspies have such an issue with others wanting an audience? Like I know some people are obnoxious about chasing trends but why are you streaming if you don't want le big noombah in some way
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>>98055108 It's not some aspies, it's one of the schizos who made it their life mission to see everyone here fail for some reason.
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>>98056437 I don’t know. I didn’t actually go to med school. I bought this degree online
Nurse Anonymous
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>>98054023 So what's the purpose of this?
Dr. Anonymous
>>98056776 Damn it, nurse. It’s never lupus, and it certainly isn’t lupis. Nothing about the patient seems remotely lupine in nature.
Nurse Anonymous
>>98057189 doctor.... you're unfortunately wrong... look at him, he's.. he's.. he's a werewolf with lupus, so it is lupis! we need to put him in containment so he doesn't become a schizo!
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>>98056781 every couple of gens somebody thinks they can invent a new thread to selfpost in
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>>98057340 Crab in a bucket sez what
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>>98057457 you don't actually believe this or you're too stupid to know the difference, but your thread will be different than the other 30 attempts despite having no distinguishing features so reach for the stars anon
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>>98057519 It’s not my thread, but what you’re doing right now is textbook crab in a bucket shit.
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>>98056781 >>98057340 It's a tr/asp/h offshoot, they quite literally made it to groom people.
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>>98057678 they said they have delusions of being a /lig/ offshoot but they can't tell anyone asking what makes them different from /asp/ or /wvt/
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>>98057678 Is that not also what this thread is?
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>>98057776 only if you don't know what grooming is
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>>98057776 The trash thread is basically just weird retards ERPing. They're literally just looking for targets to coom fantasy about. This thread can be bad but it's not that bad.
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>>98057678 Isnt this the thread that regularly has nonstop grooming, why is it a problem to not post in this thread anymore to avoid the grooming?
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>>98057901 That sounds a lot like /vt/asp/.
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>>98057920 Define grooming without sounding like a schizo
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>>98057977 >>98057920 No it isn't, regardless how much you're trying to sell this narrative. Go back to trash.
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>>98057988 when you have viewers that watch you
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>>98058006 I’ve never hung out there and have only visited it whenever it’s been linked here. I’ve read a lot of these since 2022 and feel pretty assured in my assessment of them. I’ve gleaned that a lot of the /trash/ posters also post here regularly.
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>ask why there's a split for posting vtubing links >proceed to argue about offtopic things with the schizo in an aspiring vtubers thread Gee I wonder why
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>>98058126 It is a mystery.
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>>98057822 Because there was no /vt/ back then
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>>98058093 Nobody in the /trash/ thread actually cares about becoming a vtuber, they care about finding a vtuber girlfriend/boyfriend they can ERP with on discord. A part of this thread also belongs in this category, but not all.
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oh my god people are trying things and might fail until it works the fucking horror
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>wahhh i dont want people to leave my thread because i wont have people falling for my bait anymore im so pathetic and i spend all day posting in both threads trying to get (You)s for attention
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>>98058351 >you can only be in one thread at a time so if somebody posts in one thread they can't post in another why are you acting retarded on purpose?
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>>98058282 >>98058351 The fact that you're still posting here squirming this hard pretty much proves your malicious intentions. Trash will welcome you back.
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>>98058282 >we're going to try thing >that's been done several times and it ends the same way every time, how are you different? >crab! schizo! groomer! mhm
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>>98057295 I’m… too weak to do it…
The aerosolized AIDS itt is… k-killing me, quite, quite rapidly *cough* *dies*
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>>98058392 As we learnt from /wasp/, having multiple splits where vtubers can post themselves is a good thing because schizos can only hard focus on one thread and having to split threads only dissolves their power since they're limited by board post cooldowns.
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>>98058467 How is /wasp/ doing these days?
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>>98058467 why didn't you remake wasp then
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>>98058539 >>98058541 /wasp/ was a good lightning rod for schizos because /asp/ was the most peaceful it has been in for years when that thread was around.
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>>98058541 Pittie ruined it
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>>98058580 so youre saying this thread is going to save asp? nice
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>>98058653 It's only win/win from here, if it pops off and becomes it's own thing then there's another place for small vtubers to post themselves and get viewers, if it fails then it'll draw all the schizos making /asp/ peaceful for a while.
The only losers are schizos.
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>>98058703 100% this.
It's only the schizos who are getting angry. It happens everytime.
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an indie being able to go to the split and do the "nuh uh thats not me posting my link thats someone else" is making schizos FREAK out in malicious fear because they know that is basically the cure to being able to troll anybody 4ever and is basically egodeath for selfposters who will rarely feel the need to bite any bait if they dont have anything to defend cause its "not them">look at how the schizo slinks away, look at how he recoils, "oh no, ive been found out"
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>>98058703 >The only losers are schizos. Yup.
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>>98058580 /wasp/ was a magnet for managerlarping unicorns who actually thought it was their chance to groom their new vtuber girlfriend without icky boys seeing them do it
naturally the girls all resented them so they picked girls to scapegoat out of them for "ruining" the thread
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>>98058836 Pittiecord didn't help let's be real here.
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>>98058836 >/wasp/ was a magnet for managerlarping unicorns who actually thought it was their chance to groom their new vtuber girlfriend You really think this new thread isn't exactly for that purpose?
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>>98058771 This is certainly a narrative that has never been tried before!
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>>98058948 No its just a misguided idea that because they can't fix /asp/ and they're scared to interact with /wvt/ that they'll just make a different thread and pretend to not have any ties to either.
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>>98059025 That's probably even worse because in that case they're ridiculously retarded.
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>>98058913 Oh no they made a thread with an intended purpose and they want people to support it
>>98058948 Yes. Read the OP
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>>98059025 >pretend to not have any ties to either It's just a link posting thread. Stop being weird about it.
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>>98059059 >Read the OP Originally they didn't want to allow self posting, now they're encouraging it.
Originally it was supposed to be for "established" vtubers whatever that means, now they're saying you can post from 1 viewer.
Nobody can tell how it is any different from /wvt/.
The OP has no idea what they want to do.
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>>98059119 Damn, we have /sig/‘s biggest fan in the thread right now. You are tuned the fuck in.
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>>98059119 >The OP has no idea what they want to do. It looks like they were asked several times and called anyone who asked a schizo. They're clinically retarded.
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>>98059154 >read the OP >HOW DARE you read the OP! Kill yourself.
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>>98058975 christmas example!
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>>98049680 Can you not just handle material such as that in a mature manner? It's a natural part of a hobby full of grown adults. You can personally have a distaste for it but to say it's unsettling is a bit much.
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>>98059119 >Originally Anon this thread is literally 2 hours old you are SEETHING relax my guy you still have plenty of girls from this gen to try to groom . asp isnt going anywhere
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>>98059222 >you are SEETHING The thread isn't going to last because you take criticism (real legitimate questions) like a baby
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>>98059222 You needn't project this hard, I literally just read the posts made by the baker of the thread in the thread itself.
Maybe next time you should figure out what you actually wants to do instead of "/wvt/ but not in /wvt/
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>>98059199 I’m going to live a long and happy life ackshually. I’ll die of old age, God willing.
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>>98059272 Every post by the masterminds to this new threadsplit is some cringe own the haters shit
>/asp/ crabs seething! >wow they're soo mad! >haha they can't stop talking about us! OP is 100% in all three threads running constant defense without actually providing any sound reasons to support them.
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>>98059385 You’re doing the same thing you’re complaining about?
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>>98059420 schizos lack logic
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>>98059385 oh man that fucking SUCKS i cant people he would DO THAT. sig op makes me
SO
FUCKING
ANGRY
FUKC
HIM
FJUCK
lets keep posting about sig and how much we hate it instead of letting them fuck off and do whatever they want fuck yeah
FUCK YEAH
>>98059420 hey sig shill YOU NEED TO GO BACK
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>>98059420 does this lazy rhetoric work on anyone else you talk to?
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>>98059453 you need to go back
>>>/sig/ Anonymous
>>98059466 It's quite ironic that you told me I'm seething while you're about to get a stroke.
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>>98059472 GET HIM ANON. deport that fucking sigger! confiscate his coat!!
>>98059524 look at this sigger never seen what having fun shitpostign loo
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im so angry about someone posting a new thread to MY BOARD this is MY HOUSE these are MY RULES i WHUEEAHHHH MY VICTIMS ARE GONNA LEAVE MEE HOW AM I GONNA ARGUE wiTH WAAH
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>>98059550 the siggers got to him before he could finish hes dead
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>>98059550 >>98059553 Why are /trash/ rejects like this?
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>>98059453 Clearly. This is some funny shit lol
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>>98059553 >>98059420 >>98059453 how about you just go back?
>>>/vt/sig/ we dont want siggers here
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>>98059720 I'll go as long as you stay here. If I see crabbing in that thread im coming back to here to make fun of you.
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>>98059772 total sigger death...
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this vtuber says sigger!
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The samefagging is insane.
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making fun of some regarded schizo is an improvement over the same schizo double replying to any post he doesnt like sometimes with the same grammar with some unbelievably or abnormally negative skew like usual. keep up the good work sig
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holy seethe, i hope asp dies, you mother fuckers need sunlight
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Can you retards please stick to one thread for fucks sake
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>>98059957 >regarded detectivelarping posts styles is schizo behavior btw
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lol the schizo is so mad because people are so sick of his shit and are doing something about it
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i must post my 40th seething post in a row pretending im not crying and shitting myself
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point and laugh at the schizo who got triggered by someone making a new thread. haha loser. imagine being this fragile
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If you’re going to post on cooldown at least change the post style so it isn’t so obvious. Christ.
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>>98060001 uh oh someone needs a nap
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i am playing with my pecker right now
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>>98060279 You are mad. Your butt hurts.
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As per usual the worst posts are being made by lowercaseniggers.
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>>98060557 Thank you for your very helpful vtuber advice!
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>>98060557 I thought they were pretty funny.
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I think he finally killed himself.
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Tue 25 Mar 2025 19:19:09 No. 98060917 Report Anonymous
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this is the reason you will always remain a 1view, everyone with the mentality to make it already left /asp/
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>>98058192 This thread is only useful for growing an audience when it's not being assailed by schizos and time loops all the time. Why complain about a thread solely used to contain all the porn and hornyposts? Would you rather have all the people there move back here and flood the thread with explicit comments? It's better than all the crabs and crazies making it their playground?
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>>98060917 that mic it sucks. 2000s youtuber type beat
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>>98061008 The schizo that was getting bullied for seething about a new thread stealing his targets.
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>>98061020 >Would you rather have all the people there move back here and flood the thread with explicit comments? The opposite, I want all of them to stay there.
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Bold statement about the current state of the thread and how it's the people ruining it despite me also being a people
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>>98061184 you're perfect babe
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>>98061184 >despite me also being a people terrible decision
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MODS
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>>98061184 >me also being a people Why do we have so many schizophrenic anons
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How do i improve my throat for karaoke if i cant practice singing
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>>98061295 in my basement and i wont let them out till you pay me 1 billion dollars
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>>98061343 Do vocal exercises, go look up videos on youtube and do them everyday and also do SOVTEs.
Anonymous
>>98061343 Why can't you practice singing?
Anonymous
I wish someone would groom me. Good night.
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Tue 25 Mar 2025 19:33:11 No. 98061675 Report Quoted By:
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I'm out of the loop which /asp/ir thread is nice and filled with kind hearted people?
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>>98062132 The /trash/ one.
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>>98062132 trash for soc posting and nice people
asp for shit posting
sig for link posting
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>>98062256 you cant shit post here you fucking sigger. this is my home. fuck you guys. i used to be able to crab all the vtubers i want and now you are fucking me over fuck you
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why are you samefagging
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>>98062501 Klondike is a nice guy.
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>>98062396 Bro this is just cringe, just stay on your thread and be happy supporting small indies in sig
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Tue 25 Mar 2025 20:01:17 No. 98063306 Report Anonymous
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>>98061536 Requires a loudness that i cant afford.
>>98061438 Will do so boss thanks
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>>98063306 Thank you based RES for another top quality post as always. Keep em coming!
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>>98062501 Everyone openly posting there is nice, maybe just a tiny bit horny
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>>98062132 None of them. all of asp and it's offshoots is full of retard cliquefags but ONLY their clique matters and you have to crab everyone else and be a miserable cesspool of negativity because none of them are capable of being normal members of society
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>>98063474 You sound very sane and well socialized
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>>98063474 Fact checked: TRUE
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>>98063474 a thread where everyone who posts in it changes every year due to new people replacing them is somehow a clique? I dont think you understand what that word means.
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>>98063467 They seem nicer than the usual crowd here, surprisingly.
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>>98063886 > everyone who posts in it changes every year due to new people replacing who's gonna tell him
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>>98064006 yeah they're just horny but that isnt a crime either
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>>98042827 love this rat like you wouldn't believe
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>>98064179 I do find it funny how there are multiple anons in love with basil but none of them wants to lewd him in the thread made specifically to be horny
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>>98064006 Shania posts there
Aside from that it’s just ShatteredViolet’s group and Zeph and some guy obsessed with Gobb
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Where do I find good asmr scripts? I’m not confident enough to write my own yet.
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>>98064835 https://old.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/ Here you go, quality can vary but hey you dont need to write them.
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>>98064835 (me)Note I’m looking for the BFE stuff, not actual ASMR my mic isn’t good enough for the real asmr
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>>98064835 reddit. scriptbin. there's a few threads in /soc/ too.
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>>98064818 >Shania hasnt posted in months, and pretty much none of violet's group post there anymore
do you even go there or did you visited the thread once 5 months ago and decided to just lie about stuff you dont know?
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>>98064818 >some guy obsessed with Gobb Multiple, actually.
t. guy obsessed with Gibb
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>>98064932 >Violets group Who? I haven't seen violet post on the thread in months
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>>98064818 Gurun posts there too and some guy that posts furry shit porn. I’m good on that, chief.
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>>98064818 Vita, Must, Basil, Skab, Haru, New robot girl, Furry red thing also post there
Anonymous
>0 vod views on last stream Grim
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>>98065085 Reminder that the furry shit guy was a random from the trash board itself and usually posts to other threads to spite people. It is not an aspie as far as we know, I'm giving Pommemade the benefit of the doubt cause he showed up prior to that incident.
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>>98065243 Nono, its him you dont get it, its him you know nothing, its the vtuber and not the guy who clearly has been shitting trash for years, you dont get it you you dont get it man
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>>98065376 You're only allowed to post in your assigned thread. If there's a post in a thread it is yours.
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>>98065182 There's no proof Haru was there, stop slandering my boy. Someone saying "me" to a post about sucking dick isn't proof.
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>>98065222 You know what's even more grim?
>0 live viewers >2 digit vod views Anonymous
/sig/ is a funny concept. A place for link posting? People in /asp/ don't even watch or support the people who post their links as much as you all pretend to do, so what good is a new fucking general for? Each and every single time there are always aspies who have stayed at 1-2 viewers for hours on end while /asp/ keeps getting bumped with stupid shitposts that couldn't give less of a shit about them. This whole thing is literally disingenuous.
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>>98065782 /asp/ is a meme thread with a community full of lolcows. I’m convinced at this point it only exists because the jannies like laughing at us.
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>>98065782 >People in /asp/ don't even watch or support the people who post their links as much as you all pretend to do we give everyone who post their link a fair try but if they are not interesting then it is what it is
you are not entitled to viewers just for posting a link, and if you suck at streaming the same thing will happen with /sig/, it might be even worse because some aspies will always hang out with other aspies
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>>98065997 >we give everyone who post their link a fair try Speak for yourself, I haven’t clicked a link in a year and I do not care about anything past Gen 6. I’m just here for the shits and giggles
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>>98065782 There's so many things wrong with that post I'd rather not respond.
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>>98066067 I sometimes read these posts and there's so much I want to say that I change my mind because I'm not about to write a whole essay about how retarded the anon is
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>>98066051 I clicked one (1) link in the last 6 months and I’m only here because I’m trauma bonded to this steaming coiled shit heap trying to pass itself off as a semi-functional mental asylum.
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>>98066150 me, ahahahah...
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>>98066363 i'm gonna kill u
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>>98066400 now wouldn't that be nice
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>>98065782 The average level of thread support between males and females is ridiculous. If you're a male, it's best to just post your link once in a while and cool people will find you and show up regardless because they're rarely in the thread. If you're a female, post every stream because everyone will click on it, but nobody will follow you because of your content so they won't show up if they aren't reminded.
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>>98066150 Fucking hate that anon that said this looks like r*ttie because i will never unsee it lmao
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Looking for an male aspie who will become obsessed with me and send me tributes and smut fantasies while I pretend that we're just friends and I don't know it's him sending them to me. Applications can be sent to my marshmallow, Thank you.
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>>98066067 >>98066157 /asp/ is healing. Or the people who can't keep away from it are, at least.
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>>98066166 You can kick your emotional overinvestment in /asp/, anon. I beleeb in you.
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>>98067933 I think the mental freakout the one schizo had earlier with the siggers might have made him angry enough to finally close the tab for the day.
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>>98067297 It's always been a case of grooming, but /asp/ throws a melty because they don't like getting exposed.
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>>98066166 trauma bonding isn't real, you're a weak little bitch, close the tab and walk away
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>>98068083 The problem is I don't even think they realize it's grooming and see it as an opportunity to talk to a girl first and be the first at her door.
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>>98066166 it's not worth it this place is shit. entertaining, but it's ruined more days than it had made better for me
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>>98068081 That was amazing. That meltdown made a really good case for /sig/
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>>98068083 You keep using that word but absolutely can't say what it means without sounding retarded
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>>98068333 Would you rather they say sexpesting?
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>>98068382 You don't know what that is either. If you think they're the same thing you're not even worth talking to.
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>>98068333 you don't have any counterarguments other than calling someone retarded?
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>>98068434 Haha, alright. The feeling is mutual.
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>>98068466 Counterargument implies there was an argument
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>>98067927 a man wrote this
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wasn't /sig/ originally made by a schizo? I forget if it's Shania or Rebel, they're so similar
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>>98068314 I still think the old idea of aspies graduating to wvt/sig after establishing themselves is a good idea. asp should be a welcoming place for aspiring vtubers to ask questions. I think the lack of home of the aspies who've been around for years had caused them to stay here and wvt pretty much creating their own groups early on and gatekeeping everyone else made it impossible for males to go anywhere else. cbdct was ruined too
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>>98068792 Out of curiosity, in your hypothetical scenario, who populates this thread once they "graduate" to that other thread? Fucking RES?
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>>98068792 /asp/ should never have become a self advertisement thread.
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>>98068792 Yeah, pretty much. I hope /sig/ does well.
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>>98068727 shania keeps baking threads like /bvg/ and /wasp/ to troll retards
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>>98068727 >I forget if it's Shania or Rebel, they're so similar So you don't read outside here, interesting.
One clue: one of /lig/ schizos, you won't know his name even if I told you so that's enough for you. Now, reps.
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>>98068889 yeah because the major problem with /asp/ is all of the 5 vtuber link posts in every 300 horny/schizo posts
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Ruadh's Reading! We'll be diving into some Irish Myths & Legends tonight! Come get cozy by the fire!
https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte Anonymous
>>98068975 The horny vagueposting is especially egregious.
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>>98069175 its a joke that overstayed way too long
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>>98068975 >>98069175 I blame the males, they're ruining this hobby
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What do I even put in for a !lurk command, I've seen it's a good idea
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>>98069240 nobody asked you specifically
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>>98069240 We should make a female thread, too many guys from this groomhole have DMed me already and I dont wanna be here for much longer, Im disgusted by these failures
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>>98068975 Yes, if there weren't autistic thread personalities here, and it was a regular advice thread bumped occasionally when necessary instead of retards like you handling it like a discord, it would be better.
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>>98069347 >instead of retards like you so you're psychic now, that's normal
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>>98069347 >res spamming "advice" Anonymous
>>98069314 I just have it set to an auto response saying 'thanks for the lurk (your heart emoji(everyone needs a heart emoji))'
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>>98069517 The only posts worth reading. You should consider his advice.
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>>98069470 >no argument >>98069517 He is one of the thread personalities I was talking about. But not the only one. Just because other people aren't namefagging, they're doing the same.
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>>98069518 I think I'll go for a black heart since that color dominates my character design, but that's a good idea, thank you!
Inadvertently you've reminded me that I have to pick my oshimarks...
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>>98069703 >debate me bro Argue what? That you think you know who is making posts on an anonymous imageboard?
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>>98069647 After thorough consideration, I've filed away most of his advice into file 86.
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>res spamming again
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>>98069703 >just because they're not actually doing the thing doesn't mean they're not doing the thing Anonymous
>>98068862 Plenty of aspies browse the thread after "leaving" to answer questions. It's not a soc thread meant to be bumped all the time.
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>>98069823 you're pretty new to /vt/ huh
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>>98069930 I've been here for a while and I'm also one of the ones who've 'left'. There are still people from /auds/ days here too. No one really leaves.
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>>98069771 >anonymous The issue is that you don't want to be anonymous and want this thread to be your discord.
>>98069802 >there is only 1 bad poster in the thread Anonymous
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>>98070137 wow look at him go telling people what they think again, that's crazy. you must be really jacked in to be able to tell other people what they think.
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>>98070119 Nono, you you you must be new you must be must be new you dont know it, you you dont know it everyone who made it left they all all of them left left this place, ran away from here and left it behind they all left, you are lying you dont know it this is fake you are wrong you are just wrong
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What a normal Tuesday we're having over here.
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>>98070334 I know you’re joking but I don’t understand how anyone claims the thread isn’t filled with oldfags when Elliott (Gen 1) posts here and Uwo (most successful /asp/ie) still posts here
Nobody ever leaves
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Starting to think this anon is mad nobody takes his shit advice seriously and is seething that somebody else gets the attention he thinks he deserves
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>>98070710 Please stop talking to yourself about this mystery opponent you’re convinced is one singular anon
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>>98070817 >no counterargument Anonymous
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Should I bother with a vtuber/pngtuber if I wanted to handcam stuff? I don't even know how effective that would be if I'm focusing on whats on a table, it needs to see your face right? I dunno if I could put some kind of camera on the table facing up at me or something I'm not really that interested in doing facecam but I don't really want to just be a disembodied voice either.
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>>98071307 pngtuber is voice activated, it doesn't need to track your face
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Why are you a vtuber? You stupid fucking retard. Stop that!
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>>98071307 Your vtuber model in any form is the identity to your brand. Without it you're just a voice with hands. Nobody cares what's going on in the 3 inches of screen to the bottom right of whatever you're doing.
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>>98071650 Eight minutes... not bad, son. Ya ever thought about joining the team?
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>>98071307 Putting a face to your channel add personality and something for audience to remember you by even if you're not gonna be fully vtubing. Just putting a simple PNG makes you way more memorable than nocamming.
So get a PNG and you'll be good if you're focusing on handcam and get a vtuber model later on once you figure out what you want to do.
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>>98071489 me = baby
you = doggy
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>>98071307 The other two anons are right. The PNG won't look wonky, and any kind of avatar serves as your stream's brand. It makes you easier to pick out from the crowd.
And if you do eventually get a Live2D or use a Vroid or what have you for a "real" vtuber model, the tracking situation won't be as difficult as you might expect. A lot of vtubers do handcam streams.
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>being a pngtuber in the big 2025 Just ai generate a model stupid
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>>98072393 Is AI going to rig it too you DUMB FUCK
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>>98072393 sorry I like my 10 year old cpu and want to get more out of it instead of using a little wiggle anime doll
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>>98072557 NTA but unironically yes, I'm pretty sure there's an AI auto rig option in l2d cubism, albeit it's really ass but it exists.
But for the sake of it, if you're a male just stay a PNGtuber. Some males get really shit live2ds and would look better with a good art piece.
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Tue 25 Mar 2025 22:34:01 No. 98073243 Report Quoted By:
If you're limited on resources, but rich in money consider streaming on your laptop while watching gameplay you broadcast from a refurbished Xbox one. That way you don't overwork your PC by trying to run a game and stream at the same time.
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>>98073524 post ids any day now
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>>98072393 johann is literally reaching partner while having a png
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>>98073524 I really wonder why they did that. The best I can come up with is that it makes it easier for marketers and propagandists to astroturf here.
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>>98073524 nobody paid attention to it and accused anyone who disagreed with them of being samefagging so what does it matter?
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>>98073647 you know damn well its because he steals memes from 4chan and other creators and posts them on twitter lol
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>>98074131 ok but he's still reaching partner though
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>>98074131 So what's stopping you from posting memes on twitter?
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>>98074131 theres another big meme account that streams as a vtuber whos way bigger than johann who doesn't reach anywhere near johann's current ccv. johann is simply a good streamer.
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>>98074338 No anon you don't understand. The only reason that anyone succeeds or fails is because of (singular thing I don't have which means they're cheating).
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>>98072393 A doodle, no matter how bad, will always have more soul than anything AI generated
The masses do not like AI anyway
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If the ip counter was still here, I might know what size getalong shirt I need to buy for /asp/.
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if today's stream doesn't go well I guess I should just graduate. At a certain point you have to admit you're bad at streaming and give up, right?
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>>98074659 it's been almost 4 years, dude. I'm just tired of trying and failing.
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Johann streams literally everyday at the same time, manages a successful twitter account and spends time with his community in discord. Seethe more faggots.
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Johann is a better streamer than Haru.
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>>98045399 Oneira Stream!
A park lays in ruins. Can I fix it?
Hard UK Challenge Mode! - Jurassic World: Evolution 2
https://twitch.tv/oneiranautica Anonymous
>>98074620 If you enjoy it why quit?
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>>98074762 >manages a successful twitter account That's not hard to do, specially if it's all grift and 4chan stuff
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>>98074924 >160k twitter >30ccv Pretty grim but also proof that stealing memes doesn't transfer over to live entertainment
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>>98074924 I muted that guy the other day but can't quite remember why. I haven't missed his tweets, in any case.
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>>98075267 it's soul crushing to try my best for so long and see viewership gradually dwindle.
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>>98074762 >discord streamer Anonymous
>>98075320 >Pretty grim but also proof that stealing memes doesn't transfer over to live entertainment This is what you faggots said about Johann when he first arrived here too btw
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>>98074762 He is also an indian
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>>98074915 Stale bait, I like both.
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>>98075402 the guy has a bigger following than johann in both platforms and started like soon after him but gets destroyed in ccv
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Tried my hand at reading a bfe asmr script. This was literally my first time working with audio + first take + havent snipped out the beginning + Dog growled twice during it so please have literally zero expectations. I don’t know how to start this stuff so I just jumped in. I think I got more comfortable as it went on but maybe im imagining. Just figured I'd post it here since it’s my first try and I need all the help I can get.
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>>98075672 (me)also if you recognize my voice please don’t mention my name I’d just like advice please Anonymous
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>>98075599 Johann also leaned into the gaybaiting femboy niche where Rock is just really really ambiguously European