>>98077598Lose a shitload of money. The only use cases for them in America these days is if you own a dude ranch to let fat tourist ride them or collect horse jizz to sell to other rich dumbasses.
You can also get them for free if you can prove you can care for them from recaptured feral horses out west. If we didn't have a stick up our collective asses about the big eyes ponies we could just turn them into sashimi.
Etiher that or live in the afghan mountains and live in a place were cars cant reach.