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Hololive masturbation plot

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>The year is 2026
>YAGOO hires a new global talent manager after the shitshows
>Decides the best way to understand vtubers is to become one himself
>Debuts as Omega Alpha
>Challenge Andrew Tate and beat him into a coma
>Skyrockets to 20M subs in 3 months, single-handedly revives Holostars
>Only streams for one year
>Graduation stream rolls around
>"I am going to be the new the global talent manager."
>Cleans up Cover’s reputation in one move
>Before vanishing, announces a new streamer-only branch
>Brings back Shion, Aqua, Chloe, Mel, Mumei, Fauna, and Vesper
>Announced Hololive Vietnam
>Leaves like a legend