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>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Bubba is a rrat
>Mori once brapped so hard she got banned from 7-11 and has to shop at family mart, but the shopkeepers keep approaching her and asking "family doko?" and it's killing her inside.
>Kiara speaks positively of Jenma but none of the others seem to mention her much at all, we know how little positive work the management have done, so what if "JenMA" is Kiara's way of saying that her "Gen MAtes" are helping her.
>OmegaA claims to be the first HoloEN staff member hired, ergo he is probably this guy Marine spoke of https://youtu.be/DFfutMHp7io since a lot of bad management decisions were made in the early stages of HoloEN I think it's entirely reasonable to blame OmegaA for everything that has gone wrong with HoloEN.
>To further elaborate on this, when Mori went to the Trash Taste podcast Cover wanted her to be accompanied by a male member of the management staff for her safety, but they didn't send OmegaA, they sent Shinove (The Holostars manager), despite him speaking limited English and being therefore unable to prevent Mori from saying Yabai stuff, why? Because OmegaA is fuccboi and Yagoo doubts his capability to prevent 3 on 1 idol gangbangs, or because OmegaA strongly opposed Mori's push to appear on the podcast but she told him to fuck off, this caused a management shitstorm and trash taste are now banned from future collabs with hololive talent.
>Kiara went back to Australia on a sidequest to find Akai Haato, who she believes to be buried somewhere in the outback, possibly murdered by Haachama, possibly eaten by a dingo.
>Hime Hajime has met Mori, but they can't collab because if a stream had that much tiddie it would create a gravometric disturbance and I would coom everywhere
>Milkyqueen has applied and been rejected from Hololive 3 times (firstly for Gen 1, losing to her friend Mori, then losing to IRyS for the VSinger job, then finally losing to 5 shitters for the Gen2 jobs), thus proving once and for all that OmegaA has horrendous taste and is an absolute shitter.
>Milkyqueen has been streaming on Twitch recently in addition to her youtube and Showroom streams, this isn't a rrat I just want more people to enjoy my oshi because she's really good but I can't talk about her here very often.
>CDawgVA and Kiara are competing in a longterm sexual contest to fuck as many Vtubers as possible, currently the score is: Kiara 3 (Mori, Nene, Marine), CDawgVA 2 (Mori, Milkyqueen), however with Ollie going to Japan at some stage for HoloID's 3D, and with Conner in the UK right now these numbers could shift dramatically. Connor's plan is to fuck Veibae and Froot while in the UK then make a move towards the ID talents. Kiara's plan is to get HoloEN together for a christmas off collab and fuck her whole gen there but it won't work because Ina is happily engaged and at this point 12 months pregnant (15 months at christmas) and Gura is too shy to attend an off collab.
>When Gura sang Sabaton songs they were coded messages to me for me to get off my meds, very much like how the beatles included coded messages in their album directed at Charles Manson, Gura's message is of a crusade against HoloEN's management, not some kind of ill-concieved racewar like with manson.
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori went on vacation to the US recently, while there she ate a tonne of junk food and is going to get a scornful talking to from her doctor when she has her annual fitness test back in japan, however she will brap super hard during the conversation and he will lose 2 years of medschool from his brain
>Mori once brapped so hard Ame could smell it through VRChat
>Gura doesn't have any legs, that's why she was lying down during the VRChat stream, she was involved in a terrible accident and lost her legs to a shark.
>Ina has too many legs
>Mori danced for 2 minutes and was completed exhausted, thus proving her status as an American reaper.
>Kiara is planning a takedown request of all content prior to her life as a chicken, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer.
>Kiara is planning to sue OmegaA for being fuccboi, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara is planning to sue Mori for Child support for Clara, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara has 2 lawyers.
>Amelia Watson once hicced so hard she got banned from 7-11 and had to buy bubba's treats from 7-11 in a different timeline.
>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Bubba is a rrat
>Mori once brapped so hard she got banned from 7-11 and has to shop at family mart, but the shopkeepers keep approaching her and asking "family doko?" and it's killing her inside.
>Kiara speaks positively of Jenma but none of the others seem to mention her much at all, we know how little positive work the management have done, so what if "JenMA" is Kiara's way of saying that her "Gen MAtes" are helping her.
>OmegaA claims to be the first HoloEN staff member hired, ergo he is probably this guy Marine spoke of https://youtu.be/DFfutMHp7io since a lot of bad management decisions were made in the early stages of HoloEN I think it's entirely reasonable to blame OmegaA for everything that has gone wrong with HoloEN.
>To further elaborate on this, when Mori went to the Trash Taste podcast Cover wanted her to be accompanied by a male member of the management staff for her safety, but they didn't send OmegaA, they sent Shinove (The Holostars manager), despite him speaking limited English and being therefore unable to prevent Mori from saying Yabai stuff, why? Because OmegaA is fuccboi and Yagoo doubts his capability to prevent 3 on 1 idol gangbangs, or because OmegaA strongly opposed Mori's push to appear on the podcast but she told him to fuck off, this caused a management shitstorm and trash taste are now banned from future collabs with hololive talent.
>Kiara went back to Australia on a sidequest to find Akai Haato, who she believes to be buried somewhere in the outback, possibly murdered by Haachama, possibly eaten by a dingo.
>Hime Hajime has met Mori, but they can't collab because if a stream had that much tiddie it would create a gravometric disturbance and I would coom everywhere
>Milkyqueen has applied and been rejected from Hololive 3 times (firstly for Gen 1, losing to her friend Mori, then losing to IRyS for the VSinger job, then finally losing to 5 shitters for the Gen2 jobs), thus proving once and for all that OmegaA has horrendous taste and is an absolute shitter.
>Milkyqueen has been streaming on Twitch recently in addition to her youtube and Showroom streams, this isn't a rrat I just want more people to enjoy my oshi because she's really good but I can't talk about her here very often.
>CDawgVA and Kiara are competing in a longterm sexual contest to fuck as many Vtubers as possible, currently the score is: Kiara 3 (Mori, Nene, Marine), CDawgVA 2 (Mori, Milkyqueen), however with Ollie going to Japan at some stage for HoloID's 3D, and with Conner in the UK right now these numbers could shift dramatically. Connor's plan is to fuck Veibae and Froot while in the UK then make a move towards the ID talents. Kiara's plan is to get HoloEN together for a christmas off collab and fuck her whole gen there but it won't work because Ina is happily engaged and at this point 12 months pregnant (15 months at christmas) and Gura is too shy to attend an off collab.
>When Gura sang Sabaton songs they were coded messages to me for me to get off my meds, very much like how the beatles included coded messages in their album directed at Charles Manson, Gura's message is of a crusade against HoloEN's management, not some kind of ill-concieved racewar like with manson.
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of Womanliest
>Mori went on vacation to the US recently, while there she ate a tonne of junk food and is going to get a scornful talking to from her doctor when she has her annual fitness test back in japan, however she will brap super hard during the conversation and he will lose 2 years of medschool from his brain
>Mori once brapped so hard Ame could smell it through VRChat
>Gura doesn't have any legs, that's why she was lying down during the VRChat stream, she was involved in a terrible accident and lost her legs to a shark.
>Ina has too many legs
>Mori danced for 2 minutes and was completed exhausted, thus proving her status as an American reaper.
>Kiara is planning a takedown request of all content prior to her life as a chicken, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer.
>Kiara is planning to sue OmegaA for being fuccboi, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara is planning to sue Mori for Child support for Clara, that's why she recently spoke to a lawyer
>Kiara has 2 lawyers.
>Amelia Watson once hicced so hard she got banned from 7-11 and had to buy bubba's treats from 7-11 in a different timeline.
