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This isn't bait-y enough to cause outrage. C'mon OP, if you want to make people mad, you're gonna have to grab them by the balls first! Make them shaken with anger! Journalism 101 is always attention-grab first, divulge in the details later. Journalism, news and bait go hand-in-hand. They're a unity! A marvelous form of creativity where the ultimate goal is to grasp at knowledge and transform it into your own personal goal! Don't you see? It's a craft that has to be nurtured first. The best wines are matured after all, not thrown out into the real world without a hope of survival. Be that mature wine. Be it. Drink it. Savor it.
