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>be me [42M], millennial dad
>wife [33F] gives birth to son [0M] and brings him home [53H]
>rock him to sleep watching Mori Calliope [3,500,000,000F] streams
>kid hates breastfeeding
>lactation coach [85M] is stumped
>kid's screaming his lungs out because he doesn't want the tit
>turn on Hololive to calm myself
>mfw he stops crying immediately
>brainblast.gif
>run to Party City
>closed forever fml
>fish a pink wig, veil, and little crown thing out of their dumpster
>fast forward an hour
>mfw my son is latching like a champ, chugging secondhand Bang energy
>my wife is in full cosplay singing Cursed Night and getting drank dry
Without Mori Moriope, my son would have starved to death. How about you?
>wife [33F] gives birth to son [0M] and brings him home [53H]
>rock him to sleep watching Mori Calliope [3,500,000,000F] streams
>kid hates breastfeeding
>lactation coach [85M] is stumped
>kid's screaming his lungs out because he doesn't want the tit
>turn on Hololive to calm myself
>mfw he stops crying immediately
>brainblast.gif
>run to Party City
>closed forever fml
>fish a pink wig, veil, and little crown thing out of their dumpster
>fast forward an hour
>mfw my son is latching like a champ, chugging secondhand Bang energy
>my wife is in full cosplay singing Cursed Night and getting drank dry
Without Mori Moriope, my son would have starved to death. How about you?
