>>98945669Here's a /mans/script
>>98928604Kevin is Axel. They're doing rp as their mascots or something
Phantom is Bettel, Poppet is Octavio, Wally is Jurard?
– 3hrs into repo collab –
kevin blows up jurard, then phantom
phantom: you stupid bitch! what's wrong with you?
kevin: i just saw a nice target
jurard: (yells) we can never play normally you son of a bitch! you keep doing shit! wtf
phantom: yeah kevin threw you off
kevin: i tried playing normally since the very
fucking beginning! i kept getting fucking griefed!
jurard: every single time, kevin! wtf!
phantom: yeah kevin. can you please play normally for one sec.
kevin: woah woah woah hey i was playing normally until you guys started fucking around! that's why i was like fuck this shit i'm fucking going all out then!
wally: i'm sorry for my emotional outburst
kevin: it's okay we all have those fucking moments! you're just a curious lil one aren't you
jurard: stop saying cunt every single fucking time bitch! you're ruining this!
kevin: aw someone's a lil bit scared of the words aren't they? oh words! i'm so scared! what are you? a fucking twitter user in 2025? fucking insane!
jurard, screaming: i'm trying to keep the vod alive! this is the only time! this is the last day! only the last day with the mascot bro! istg!
kevin: the vod's gonna fucking stay alive, come on here! it'll stay alive!
jurard: one week! ONE WEEK! I'm trying to keep it alive!
kevin: aww it's not gonna stay alive coz you're gonna be so sensitive to words, oh no, scary words, oh no they have- oh no
jurard: we're doomed! it's over!
kevin: look at this fucking pussy bitch what a pussy eh fucking pussy ass bitch. what a fucking cunt (reads chat) My debut is privated? wtf Kevin's debut got privated? that's insane, i didn't even know! ain't no fucking way, wtf, no fucking shot
jurard: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
poppet: what did you say?
kevin: i didn't say shit
jurard: (screaming) kevin! wtf were you thinking?! what did you say?!
kevin: nah i didn't say shit. i gotta fucking ask axel
poppet: what did you do?
jurard: it got privated, uh-oh
poppet: oh no. what did you say? i was still able to watch it like, yesterday
kevin: i dunno. insane! shit what happened dude
wally: i gotta keep the vod alive. it'll be alive, don't worry
kevin: eh the vod will stay alive
