I hate Krabby Patties. I wouldn't be caught dead eating one. I have absolutely no interest in Krabby Patties whatsoever because they're so bland and unenjoyable. This thread only exists to let you know that I don't care about Krabby Patties at all, and I hate them a lot. The fact that I made a thread just to talk about how much I hate Krabby Patties shows just how much I don't care. I'm going to keep making threads about how much I hate Krabby Patties so that people know just how much I don't care about Krabby Patties. I'm not a schizo. I'm perfectly normal. You're a schizo for thinking I'm a schizo for constantly posting about how much I hate and don't care about Krabby Patties, which, by the way, I refuse to eat and have never tried. I almost tried one, but I couldn't even dare to take a bite so I threw it away. That's how bland and unenjoyable it was, I could already tell that I was going to hate it before I even ate it so I just tossed it. I don't care. Why do Krusty Krab shills get indignant when people rightfully shit on their food? Not that I care or have tried the food, but I'm offering valid criticisms here and all the Krusty shills are going ballistic. I don't care. You're mad. I'm not mad.