33 - I'M YOUR KAMIOSHI Edition
>What is /asp/? /asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.
>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube? Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.
>Am I gonna make it? You need a good voice, good model, and sex appeal. See Daiya Diamandis for inspiration.
>Is there an audience for X? Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?
>What video editor should I use for editing clips? DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.
>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback? Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.
>I see the rentry! How do I join? Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!
Open company auditions:
Brave:
https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/ Hololive (Open indefinitely):
https://audition.hololivepro.com/en Niji (Open indefinitely):
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307 VAllure (Open for unknown time):
https://x.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1896052703933190216 https://vallure-agency.com/auditions First Stage Production (open until April 15):
https://x.com/fsp_english/status/1900351209778889132 https://firststage-pro.com/en/audition/ Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions:
https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/ Useful links:
General:
https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK What to avoid:
https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt Op-Sec:
https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166 Common Trolling techniques in /here/:
https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm /ASP/list:
https://rentry.co/asplist Tierlist:
https://tiermaker.com/create/aspiring-vtubers-17846816 Recurrent Vtuber Questions:
https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE Previous thread:
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Rent free, in your head all day all night
I'm bookmarked, you always keep tabs on my website
Yeah, I know you keep it hidden, show your penlight
Everyone can see, I'm your kamioshi, life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJuZLUVnlw Anonymous
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daiya is my kamioshi
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>>99294612 he lists him in his document so yes
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DAIYA DIAMANDIS YOU WANNA GET A CHEAP PRICE?? I'M REAL ICE
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>>99296821 That's weird, I don't see how they would have interacted together, but then I don't watch or follow them
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>>99296744 when will he come out?
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>>99296966 it was about jignxcord and how they banned him
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>>99296980 hes best friend of all the girls
hes your kamioshi
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qrd on daiya being my kamioshi
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>>99296966 Abby banned him and warned people about him. Camui asked him why and leaked the dms
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https://vocaroo.com/1aLn159OGzet Who was this absolute cutiepie? I can't track down which /asp/ie
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>>99296984 >>99297267 The jignxcord do be like that, makes me wonder how things would have been if Camui was a girl
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Timeloops? I love timeloops. Jinx, lancecord, viewercord, Gael, rinwasabi, Adrian's Fantasy, shania, oddette, yellowcat, camui, rottie, chririi, brown dog, karaoke schizo, gen4 good, gen3 is schizo, auds, terumi idol, asp was never good, kliff is a grifter
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>>99297471 if camui was a girl he's be gumpai 2.0
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>>99297507 I'm not on the list, please take me off the list
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>>99297507 Forgot the ice cream
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>>99297470 he sounds hella zesty
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>>99297470 This nigga definitely has a twink model
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>>99297674 One particular schizo hated an adjacent vtuber so much he went out of his way to doxx him and harass him.
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>>99296984 >>99297267 >>99297471 They have sexpests in their community yet everyone is unaware
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>>99297934 they also have several secret channels where they shit on people, it's full of groomers and schizos
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>>99297507 I love me some time loop fruit loops!
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>>99297963 That's just your average inner circle deciding who fits in and who doesn't
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Incels mad they failed the vibe check, just saying
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>>99298162 in my case I exposed jignx's friend as a doxxing schizo
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>>99298162 What if someone's a celibate and wants to be in do they get gate kept
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>>99298202 jignx is friends with camuii?
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>>99298260 no he was friends with seishirou/xalamon
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If streaming doesn't feel like a sacrifice, then you don't have enough going on in your life to be an interesting streamer
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I'd just like to reiterate that Camui starting his name-clearing document with "I'm going to doxx these people and ruin their future employment chances" is the funniest shit ever
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>>99298202 You should consider transferring your evidence to TVA if it's that bad for you.
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>>99298381 the vtuber doxxing website? but they are phase allies
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>>99298419 What does that have to do with reporting whoever wronged you to be suspicious behind the scenes?
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I drilled a hole in my desk to feed cords through and it looks like shit
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>>99297470 this is regulus
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>>99298471 There is sawdust everywhere
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>>99298496 not him but you're really gonna let your perpetrator walk away scott-free undocumented?
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Proctor is based
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>>99298595 No, he's a fucking pushover and he needs to finish what he started
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>>99298483 That sounds nothing like him
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>>99298571 I'm not giving anything to those TVA faggots, anyone that wants to dig up info on sei can check the archives
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>>99298688 What’s wrong with TVA? Spoon feed me
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>>99298705 they were too cringe even for kiwifarms
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>>99296744 >>99273977 LINK ANCHOR:
REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.
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>>99298630 He doesn’t need to finish anything
Leave him alone
>>99298638 Kek
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>leave the guy who doxxed his own friends, admitted to crabbing and schizoposting in the thread and is just a fucking creep in general alone pathetic
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How many years will you waste repeating the same post We get it already
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>>99299042 if you banned them then you weren't really close to begin with
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Just don’t read the thread Camui
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Let’s get retarded (ha!) Let’s get retarded (in here)
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>>99300282 vtuber drama is still vtubers
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>>99298471 Put a grommet in there
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>>99300441 cracking cheese grommet!
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>>99300528 a rubber ring basically
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>>99300528 Do they teach you kids fucking anything in school
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Tried drawing a reference sheet earlier and I realised I am crap at drawing lol.
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>>99299042 Yeah, leave him alone because stooping to that level makes you less of a person
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Why aren’t there any block shaped vtubers capitalizing on the popularity of the Minecraft movie right now?
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A tetromino vtuber
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>>99302790 no one loves you if you need to vaguepost about it like this everyday
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Is having a schedule a good part of growth? Never did one before because committing to a start time is tough with my schedule, but is making one w/ no start time worth it?
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>>99302950 consistency is more important than having a schedule
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>>99302950 >no start time then theres no point in making it
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>>99303000 your model is ugly
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>>99302790 My hands typed this.
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What a great start to another great thread!
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>>99302984 So just making sure I can stream on the days I can is more important than trying to plan it out with a time I could end up being late to? Sorry I just wanna make sure I get what you said.
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>>99303457 streaming at the same times every week is more important than having a schedule espeically if you can't keep to it
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>>99303506 Fair point. At best I can usually start at like 11pm est or midnight
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>>99303902 Time get him boypregnant
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>>99303114 I miss you, cute one.
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>>99302950 Tough and impossible are very different things. I think that if it's just tough that you should strive to set specific start times for your streams.
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>>99303902 Forget Haru!
I want to put a baby in Olga
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>>99299042 In the end he turned out to be innocent while everyone who hated him and accused him were schizo and evil people. They all banded together to attack one person because he was too nice and friendly.
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>>99302950 Consistency and networking are the two proven ways of growing as a vtuber. You got to keep streaming at the same times every week and to make friends with other people who stream in the same timeslots as you.
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>>99304822 >In the end he turned out to be innocent he literally doxxed two people in his own doc, thats not something someone innocent does
>inb4 they doxxed him first worst argument possible
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 17:59:49 No. 99304936 Report Quoted By:
>>99304892 Bad advice. At least for me. No way I could apply this.
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>>99304892 >in the same timeslots as you. And directly before you for the raids.
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>>99304931 anon, it was clearly bait
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Where the fuck is seirel
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>>99304533 Who the fuck is cute one and why do you know who they are from just a smiley face you people are fucked up
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>>99306142 its rura and iriya
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>>99306400 Brother it is like 3am their time
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>>99306400 Swing and a miss
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ok I read the camui doc and will post my notes here -everyone involved in this story is as ugly as I expected. Doc loses points for not including a pic of chrii so we finally know how fat she is -camui's smarmy "I'm just trying to do the right thing" energy is making me want to push him off a cliff already >Please respect the privacy of all people mentioned. Do not contact them or harass them. We are all flawed, as humans are. Please let everyone have the peace required to take time to reflect on ourselves and our actions and change for the better. Thank you. after doxing 2 people and posting their pictures for no reason lol -eternally loling at these screencaps only having the other party's messages because he deleted his own like a bitch -it is incredible how he can try to shift the blame onto everyone else except himself -big fan of camui using annie to go after abigail and pretty much only citing my posts while doing it. -the bits about how he played both rottie and chrii being an internal struggle between "loyalty and love" is so fucking funny. I was wondering how he'd play off juggling 2 women and pitting them against each other for his affection as him being a good guy, but he did it! -so much of this is him calling rottie evil and then at the end he still begs her to come back lmao -cries about getting crabbed and then admits to crabbing (but he was manipulated into it so it's ok) -admits to showing a screencap of the piss vid to one of his group vcs. He just thought he was being sexy tho -there's no way anyone out or even inside of this specific sphere would give a shit about any of this, but I was sucked in when I skimmed the doc and saw there was a whole section about me and my discord server. good shit. -ends by saying he's sorry for being manipulated by bad people. then he posts the hug o war shel silverstein image to demonstrate how good and gentle of a person he is. 10/10 read, I love getting into the minds of psychopaths
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>shania chimes in
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>>99306878 my favourite part is where he posts the responses of the thread and it's a unanimous "fuck off camui"
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>>99306878 You already acknowledged it last month
As always you're stuck in a timeloop
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>>99307277 >last month >date is january Anonymous
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>>99306878 It's funny how people (read:camui) still try to defend his ass here.
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Removing IP count has been a disaster for /vt/
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 18:52:19 No. 99307410 Report >>99307277 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9sd10CHAP8 What is going on in discord, and how did I end up relevant there when my streams average 0 ccv for ten+ years?
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>>99307277 sry bro but I don't read this thread every day anymore
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>>99307410 RES we need your advice to bump off schizodrama, do you have any tips on how to be good at FNV?
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>>99307387 The IP count was useless except for schizos to make up stupid theories
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Is today a bad day to post myself here?
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>>99307634 Always is but go ahead we need something other than timeloops
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>>99307634 No, it would be nice to see someone new
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>>99307634 it's kinda slow, might as well post so we have something to actually post about
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>>99307658 >>99307685 >>99307695 I'm still working on my basic setup, I'll post myself when I got a stream ready. Thank you.
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>>99307634 Ho to the trash split.
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So, for those with your models. Artist/rigger recommendations?
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>>99304931 Did he post someone's face? If it's not a face doxx, kindly stfu
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>>99307955 he posted patchey, rottie and maybe also crane's faces
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>>99308089 And they were all hideous
I'm never dating any of you
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>>99308128 wait I forgot, he also posted denpa's face and played tictactoe on her forehead, posted his own balding face and also maybe was the one who leaked ubume's face from that vita stream in the thread
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>>99308203 You really need to start changing your phrasing when you spend hours posting on cooldown every day
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Who could possibly be this butthurt over one guy on a 4chan thread years later?
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>>99308312 years? this happened only months ago
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>>99308312 consider this, he fucked over many aspies, many of those aspies are total schizos who finally have a target that is actually hated by everyone, this is the ideal scenario for them
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>>99308312 don't know, don't care
>check >only saw half the thread that tracks
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Filters are cool!
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>>99308811 Vagueposting is based
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>>99297507 cheen denpa gumpai genprism rottie mel elfinpsyop camui chrii rebelearthsky rin shania pafu gurun ineda cody aras uwoslab patchey sukadrii ubume iriya pantsu mami pittie layla runespoon beryl haru johann khubie alpin fwofie fythol gobb kiki flandzen flower vita are all LE BAD we can have a normal thread now please?
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I'm doing my duolingo reps.
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>>99307823 This was the person that made my model. They were super nice in the whole process. Super talented too.
https://x.com/granola_2d?s=21&t=WPG0ExVRvSbnXz1N8AfkdA Anonymous
>>99308837 based on my balls
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>>99307171 Can someone post the doc link I wanna read it
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>>99309043 Hint at whose balls?
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>>99307823 Nah I'm gatekeeping my model artist to keep them cheap
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>>99297507 >kliff name a bigger kwab
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>>99306878 I can't believe what Digby did to Camui
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>>99309282 >hello i am a vtuber love to get to met people stop and let hang out with people Least ESL /asp/ie
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Can someone get the mousetrap
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>>99309838 Hold on I'm building a better one
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No place for a mouse in a town full of rats
John
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Rodent vtubers are based. We need more rodent vtubers.
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Pounding Charley's little butthole
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>>99310069 Total mouse and rat takeover. Ikemen vtuber = no! Moe slop vtuber = no! Big booba mommy vtuber = no! Vermin vtuber = yes! We won't stop until every aspie squeaks
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>>99310159 big bouncy charley butt and belly...
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Charley bunda...
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>>99310159 Mating pressing Sin
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Is Bopnik a stupid name for a vtuber? I don't want to call myself something stupid
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>>99308984 Thanks, I'll check them out.
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>>99310952 Do you mean
>image Anonymous
>>99311144 What is that fucking alien runes
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>>99311144 Olga nobody understands what this means.
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>>99311174 in that case, that would be really stupid
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>>99270802 >don't want to watch you play Factoria for 8 hours I don't care if it's been an entire day, I just want to say fuck this anon in particular. I would absolutely watch a guy play Factorio for 8 hou-
>in silence Okay you've got a point there
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>>99311616 Rebel would tell you to play Factorio in silence
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>>99311616 I don't think I've ever seen an aspie sit in complete silence while streaming except RES
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>>99311666 rebel would advice you to consider the idea of recording your factorio gameplay and then talk over it on stream
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Is it weird I don't want to be friends with other vtubers? I just feel like "friends" would end up being fake leeches or try to get with me, I'm female if that helps.
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Keep posting for me.
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 20:24:50 No. 99311826 Report >>99311777 I would definitely be a bad influence in your life. Thanks for helping me be a better person by not letting me take advantage of you.
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>>99311795 Why do you want them to stop posting for you?
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>>99311777 It wasn't weird in the first sentence but got very weird in the second sentence.
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>>99311826 Don't know who you are but you're welcome?
>>99311860 Not sure how that's weird, many male vtubers try to get a vtuber girlfriend.
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>>99310069 Rodents are all schizos
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>>99311926 >Not sure how that's weird, I'll break it down for you.
>I just feel like "friends" would end up being fake leeches Presumes you would have a modicum of ecelebrity despite posting in /asp/.
>or try to get with me, Presumes anyone who gives you the time of day wants to fuck you.
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 20:30:07 No. 99312048 Report Quoted By:
>>99311926 I don't know who you are either. Thanks again for not being vulnerable with strangers such as myself.
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>>99311703 I hope this isn't for me!
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>>99311777 This is bait, nobody actually thinks like this.
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>>99311777 No, it's sad.
You isolate > people tries to approach > you push them off > down the line you reject them > you keep isolating > you see others who don't isolate do better > you don't stop isolating > time keeps passing > you make even less progress compared to others
As an independent being, you could instead learn how to develop boundaries, how to pick up on cues and ways in which others interact with people in general, and learn to reject the ones who you see a nuisances while doing the rest of the work everywhere else. But you won't.
At least you could try to befriend other women, if you aren't on that level of paranoid where you see any female as a rival or enemy with second intentions with you.
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JUST SAY WHO YOU'RE VAGUEPOSTING ABOUT NAME THEM WE ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL JUST SAY THEIR NAMES SO WE DON'T WORRY THAT IT'S US WHEN IT'S NOT SAY THEIR NAMES YOU STUPID RETARDS
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 20:39:40 No. 99312469 Report Quoted By:
>>99312308 I've been streaming for ten years, and viewing for even more. 99% never make it. Sorry you had to find out that things are rigged. That poster has every right to not want to be anybodies fool when the pay off 99% is being able to say "I tried xyz one time and it was a total time sink waste of time" if you're lucky.
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>>99312479 THEN JUST SAY IRIYA
WHO CARES IF SOMEONE SAYS KILL YOURSELF
IF YOU DON'T WANT IRIYA TO POST ABOUT YOU ANYMORE THEN SAY IT
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>>99312308 Nta but there are quite a few snakes in this community and in vtubing in general, you should definitely be wary of just opening up to people
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>>99312519 SAME THING
IF YOU DON'T WANT RURA TO POST ABOUT YOU THEN ADDRESS HER DIRECTLY
YOU DON'T NEED TO HIDE BEHIND VAGUEPOSTS
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>>99312535 What you're doing right now is also being a snake, anon. :-)
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>>99312535 >you should definitely be wary of just opening up to people I like how I never said that, what was the point?
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>>99312596 People that use emotes like that are always hateful
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>>99312669 That was my intent in this context, yes. I'm not always hateful all the time—just to you, right now.
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>>99312535 all vtubers are evil. all viewers are evil.
Avoid both at all costs if you want to succeed.
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>>99312308 I have no choice but to not have boundaries sorry. I'm not capable enough to be independent. So all I can do is be abused by whoever is taking care of me
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>>99312705 Why do you sound like one of those uwu cute bean reddit schizos
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>>99312705 This is smart and reasonable, and neither of us are snakes.
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How do you chat with someone every day? I often don't find myself having a lot of common interests with other VTubers which makes chatting with them regular both hard and kind of boring, but I find the people I click with most to be very rare.
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Sun 13 Apr 2025 20:48:49 No. 99312870 Report Quoted By:
>>99312784 DM them. You really should ask this in the viewer thread though.
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>>99312784 >How do you chat with someone every day? I don't! Not even with my closest friends and family.
I hit them up once or twice a week.
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I don’t need to vaguepost too much. I only respond when I think they’re posting about me. If they want to know my thoughts about them, then they know where they can read them.
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>>99311777 You are, as the kids say these days, absolutely valid.
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>>99312784 I send pictures, memes, ect to a few, talk about current vtuber stuff, vidya, anime, ect. It ends up being me doing most of the works though because most people are sheltered autists that don't initiate conversations and have bad social skills in general. It's quite tiring and draining so I don't actually talk to many people everyday except the ones I actually click with the most and only sporadically message others
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>>99312883 >>99313009 Maybe I'll try networking with more people less frequently.
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>>99313009 Being a vtuber and not having autism kinda sucks a lot of the time lol
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>>99313401 I do have tism myself but after working customer service jobs talking to others is not nearly as stressful in comparison but still draining
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>>99313254 Get over her, Zeph. You had no chance with her. You have no chance with Fwofie. You should just quit.
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>>99313942 He would do better if he got a proper model
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>>99312455 I'm vagueposting about myself
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>>99313009 Man I hate that stuff
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>>99313009 >It ends up being me doing most of the works >don't initiate conversations they don't really want to talk to you, it's a one-sided friendship Anonymous
>>99314866 Probably honestly, been looking to break off contact with some of them anyway but I don't want fallout from going scorched earth
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>>99315107 Do it anyway I assure you we do not care.
Probably be healthier anyway.
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>>99315107 well that's easy, just stop talking to them
if they notice and ask tell them you've been busy
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>>99313942 Why does Zeph live rent free in your mind he's just a guy
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>>99315107 There's no need to scorch any earth. Just stop reaching out.
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>>99315430 Because he's a creep who orbits female aspies hoping to get some.
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>>99315107 just stop talking to them and focus more on being entertaining
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>>99314061 >zeph goes to /trash/ >asks for critique on his model >everyone tells him it sucks >"well I like it anyway." >repeat ad nauseum Anonymous
>>99309353 being esl is like being rock lee in a world where everyone else is sasuke........... i must work 1000x harder than everyone...................... i will not give up............. i will not be defeated...............
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>>99315890 Being esl is the least of your problems
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>>99311144 boriscels it's so over
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>>99315840 You seem jealous, why dont you do it? You always accuse others nonstop and you live in the thread all year. Why havent you found any success?
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I have a parasocial soft-spot for Johann but seeing the way people in his community talk to him has made me determined never to do the same. I will become a beacon of lurking, respectful appreciation that loyally tunes in for streams and comments on gameplay
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>>99316036 problems? heh........ a hero's journey has to be riddled with problems............ there would be no story otherwise......... with my holy 刀 Brynhildr......... i shall challenge the very gods..................
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>>99316223 struggle maketh man
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>>99315840 Has he orbited you anon? Other than geninue concern for Grace and maybe being a fan of Fwofie I haven't heard anything else about him in that way
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>>99298832 LAST LIMBUS STREAM OF THE WEEKEND, GONNA DO A 10 PULL
https://www.twitch.tv/redkarnation Anonymous
>>99296744 FSP UPDATE
Not a single aspie that has applied so far is making it past the first stage of the audition process.
If you haven’t applied yet, fucking do it already, you have less than 48 hours left.
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is king's field a good game to stream
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>>99317832 If you like suffering yeah
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That really *wasn't* your choice, was it...
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>>99316336 >being a fan of Fwofie No one is actually a fan. Everyone who watches her just wants to fuck her.
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>>99319070 Not everyone is a parasocial cuck that sees people as either sex partners or trash you know?
Don't project
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>>99319070 That's all female vtubers. Women aren't entertaining.
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>>99316036 now i literally cant fall asleep because im wondering what other problems anon might have been thinking of........ Anonymous
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>>99319364 my oshi was until she graduated
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>>99319308 Nobody watches vtubers for fun, they all want to groom and have sex with them.
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>>99319435 The world is going to become a really scary place when you realize that not everyone is a copy of you
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average /asp/ie "good" model
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I want you to DM me, don't be afraid, I'm not mad at you.
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>>99321681 just say who you are faggot
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wow guys check out this totally cool vaguepost don't worry the person I'm talking about is totally real and totally knows that I'm talking about them. Even so, I need to make sure to treat the vtuber thread like a messaging service for some reason.
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>>99322289 the hint is you're a faggot
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>>99322289 bro thinks he's a fucking ARG
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>>99322334 It's 2023, you're going to have to live to cope with my gay partyboy lifestyle, chud.
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Has there ever been an /asp/ie natively from Africa?
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>>99322488 South Africa, yeah
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>>99322488 Chibii is from ethiopia
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>>99320842 No do dm me ever again, I won't respond because everytime I get a message I panic but it makes me happy
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I want to brush Haru's tail while he tells me about his day...
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>>99317461 Mane-san is in this thread too?!
Also good luck to whoever is applying. Remember, you don't have to do so much fanservice!! In fact both the fans and managers have told them to tone it the fuck down!!! The boys just don't listen!!!!
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>>99321772 (You)>Hint is 12:12 what did he mean by this?
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Vagueposters would be more believable if they actually wrote like real human beings and not some sort of weird homunculi made out of teenager parts
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>>99322683 who the fuck cares you have a sperg voice
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>>99322804 absolutely disgusting model
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>>99322781 What do I sound like?
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>>99307277 who is this in reference to because I didn't post that message man
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>>99317461 I'd apply, but they probably want deep voices. I can't do any of that.
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>>99323287 he's got the nicest accent out of them all
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>>99322641 No one ever wants to brush my tail...
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>>99323287 Anon, do me a favor and rate everyone's voices with the tierlist. I wanna know who you think is audibly ESL and who isn't.
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I want to work on test recordings for a cover but I'm sick and it makes me want to die
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If I'm BFE, how do I network? I can't network with other BFE guys because we are in direct competition. I can't network with girls for obvious reasons. Is my best option faggots and femboys?
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>>99323692 >I can't network with other BFE guys because we are in direct competition. if you're retarded
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>>99323692 do you think gfe vtubers don't hang with exclusively women?
you already have the answer to your question dumbass
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>>99323692 post voice and i'll answer (i'm a faggot)
>i'm afraid to then you won't make it as bfe
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>>99323692 Network with other BFEs and act plausibly deniably gay with them. Girls eat that up
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>>99323692 >Is my best option faggots and femboys? I like that you either don't consider "brotubers" an option, or you're already including them into faggots and femboys.
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>>99323692 >Is my best option faggots and femboys? No? Their audience is gays, and unles you are doing gay-coded BFE your audiences don't match.
If you want to network with someone, do it with normie guys, or with with weirdos. The goal is to extract their female audience from them, since they aren't providing what you have so their audience lacks that fulfillment; if that seems counter-intuitive, it's because networking in the BFE field with non-BFEs IS confusing as fuck.
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>>99323692 Gaybait with other BFE streamers, fujos will eat it up
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"I want to be BFE should I start marketing myself to gays?"
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>>99323692 Find femboys and collab with them, then flirt with them on stream. You're welcome.
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>>99324170 I mean, gays still have boyfriends
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>>99324212 We should ask OP. He's an expert on the subject.
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>>99324877 Yeah it's a shame she cut them off
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>>99324877 They looked like flash porn game tits
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Mon 14 Apr 2025 00:44:52 No. 99325235 Report >>99315890 Not necessarily true, or on topic. Being ESL is being ESL. Nothing more. Nothing less.
If you feel like the chips are stacked against you might not be wrong, but believing the chips are stacked against you because you can order off the dollar menu in multiple languages might not necessarily be the reason why you're struggling like so many others who have tried to carve out a name in entertainment.
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>>99323692 You network like the same way as other vtubers network. No it doesn't have to be with fags and femboys. Just talk to whatever guys you might feel you connect well with.
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Why does this thread always give the absolute worst imaginable advice to people? No wonder so many of you never get out of 2view hell.
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>>99325235 girls hate nasty esl voices
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>>99324877 I would have enjoyed being dick deep in them. She had a certain attractiveness about her.
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>>99324170 At this point I should just say if anyone asks questions about BFE, they shouldn’t be doing BFE at all.
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>>99324877 She is everything.
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9
RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Mon 14 Apr 2025 00:53:01 No. 99325662 Report >>99325349 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeWRd7ZEBs There's a lot of opportunities. If there's not you can make them.
What people's zeitgeist is on what's hot, and what's not changes. Otherwise we'd all still be dressed up Romans.
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>>99325411 There are no words to describe the majesty that’s within her.
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>>99325698 We are talking about the nigger girl.
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>>99325919 Were it not sacrilegious, I would revere her as a goddess, for already she, in her imperfection, was something that would be seen as worthy of worship to even the stoutest rejector of faith.
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>>99325662 nigger you are not the pet shop boys
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>>99324877 Is this a eulogy?
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>>99325919 Yes, and she is perfectly lovely as she is.
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ESL indie vtubers who are male are NGMI.
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>>99326038 Isn’t she also fat as fuck
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RES the book of granules 2077 !!01myR5Jqkx9 Mon 14 Apr 2025 01:01:51 No. 99326142 Report >>99326005 I know, but that doesn't mean you can't make a change in the current fashiones. You can somewhat meme something into reality. For example the age of 30 is in demand!
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>>99326114 I don't see what that has to do with her being a sweet person
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>>99326142 >I know, but that doesn't mean you can't make a change in the current fashiones you can't make ugly, slurred autist ESL voices attractive
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How's that model coming along /asp/?
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>>99326114 She’s terribly beautiful.
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>>99325349 This sounds like some poojeet cope.
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>>99326189 Waiting for my mama to be free but considering contacting two others in the meantime. Is it wrong to get the okay with one person but keep looking for others?
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Great thread today guise.
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WHO'S YOUR KAMIOSHI AND WHY IS IT DAIYA
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>>99326096 Self hating esl hands typed this post.
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>>99326460 You need to gain some self confidence, Rajesh.
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>>99326575 that joke is only funny on /v/ to people who exclusively post on /v/ my nigger
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Snappable waist
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>>99317461 Fuck it, I'll apply. Just gotta scrounge up an audition tape real quick
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>friend invites me to a Repo collab >some retard running his mouth trying to impress one of the girls >says he was just hoping we could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. His contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capital. >tell him of course that's his contention. He’s a first year grad student. He just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, he’s gonna be convinced of that until next month when he gets to James Lemon, then he’s gonna be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, he’s gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin’ about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
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>>99326926 I stopped at Repo collab. Deserved.
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>sudden uptick in back to back garbage posts
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Does anyone here have a nice voice or did everyone with good voices already make it?
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>>99324008 People who watch brotubers aren't going to be interested in a BFE vtuber.
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None of you are BFE. That requires numbers. Women are into desirable men. Cringe losers trying to impress their 3 viewers will just seem pathetic in their eyes.
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>>99296744 looking for a good live2d asset goodies pack. any good ones?
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>>99327288 >desirable men true, so no /asp/ie because everyone here is ESL
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>>99326189 I have to redo everything. Strip it down to the bones.
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>>99324170 >he doesn't know Gays love straight men
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>>99327154 I’m a brotuber and when I did bfe, one of my regulars told me that his dick moved just a little.
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>>99326975 Someone crashed out
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>>99327384 I don't think you understood the message
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>>99327375 I'm esl and I had sex with more women than everyone else here combined.
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>>99327664 >i had sex with women okay mr /vt/
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>>99317461 That’s their loss I would be an amazing hire and work hard for them but oh well
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>have femboy model >not really gay in real life >feel like a liar and a fraud >decide to stream with a butt plug up my ass to capture the essence of being a real femboy >can’t concentrate at all because of how good it feels >towards the end of the stream I just sat there whimpering sitting in a puddle of my own cum
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>>99327847 >>have femboy model you dont tho.
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>>99327847 Maybe you're a girl
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>>99326238 I mean it never hurts to have a backup plan, right?
>>99327383 I know how that goes except usually I'm too lazy and I just say fuck it, at least when it's a personal project anyway
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>>99327847 You don't have to be gay. You could be a straight femboy. Very rare and niche trope that needs more love.
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>>99325275 I don't like men.
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>>99327725 I didn’t believe them when they said the same thing about FSP auds last year and I won’t believe them now. Our cute boys are high quality!!!
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>>99317461 I sure hope you aren’t real. Otherwise we can’t trust FSP to not leak our information.
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>>99328908 Managers have NDAs up the ass so it’s likely not. We could always send them this and prompt an internal investigation if true :)
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>>99328820 Then why did you ask the question: how do I network"? Can't talk to girls, won't talk to guys. What, you gonna network with nonbinaries?
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>>99329089 Faggots and femboys, can you read?
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>>99329206 May all your streams smell slightly of poop
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>>99328820 There are normal guys who aren't quite brotubers or bfe like Clonq, more on the nerdy side. those would be good to get to know but you'd have to have a common ground so if you're into tech or any creative skills then joining a similar circle would be your go to. You have to learn to network with people you don't like if you want to grow unfortunately, that's the nature of these types of fields.
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So is "ESL" the new favorite word of the schizos or something
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>>99329388 it means anyone with an accent, which is gross most of the time with /asp/ies
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>>99329206 Ok you're retarded. You not networking is a bullet dodged on everyone else's behalf
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Consider archiving particularly laughable exchanges in /asp/ and keeping them on hand for whenever someone asks for a script to read for a vocaroo.
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>>99329388 schizos shit on everyone
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>>99329388 It's a power word like "fat" that completely shuts down any argument.
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>>99330082 You better have a m'lady redeem
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>>99328598 I'm straight and have been told my model looked like a femboy.
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>>99330495 feel free to post the model. if it's ugly we'll laugh
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>>99330082 >>99330374 weird to bring up someone who hasnt streamed for over a year just to crab
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>>99330720 he mogs you doe
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>>99330720 Grace and Rura still get brought up
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>>99330374 >>99330811 I'm emotionally untouchable because I can soak in the reality that johndoe12345 is currently mogging me and just react like the funny cigarette duck to it
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>>99330974 you think anyone wants to bring them up?
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>>99330082 Wait this dude is just hazama, I fuck w/ it
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>>99331126 >i fuck with it >looks like it cost 10 dollars on fiverr Anonymous
>>99331135 I thought it would be funny, and it is.
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>>99331384 You could draw your model in ms paint and I'm there.
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>>99331450 Post your Twitch.
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This is the current state of viewercord raids huh
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>>99331870 >nastiest ESL voice imaginable 16
Average viewers
thats... it? and you started a YEAR AGO?
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