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oh god here we go again another fucking vtuber thread because you degenerates cant stop obsessing over these digital puppets while they laugh all the way to the bank draining your pathetic wallets dry but fine lets talk about nimi nightmare irys and holojp5 because apparently we need to dissect this circus act for the 1000th time
nimi nightmare oh boy where do i even start this walking identity crisis mascot horror show like look at her design its like someone threw danganronpa sonic oc and a bad deviantart creepypasta into a blender and hit puree and somehow shes still less terrifying than her fanbase which is just a horde of schizos screaming "NIMI SWEEP" like brainrotted parrots like bro shes not gonna notice you no matter how many superchats you piss away into the void but hey at least shes self-aware about the whole thing which is more than i can say for most of these corpo vtubers
then theres irys the so-called "hope" of hololive more like the hope of milking the same 5 jokes into the ground for eternity like oh wow another "i cant sing" bit followed by a flawless high note wow how original do you clowns ever get tired of the same scripted uwu bait or are you too busy malding over her 3d debut being delayed for the 69th time because lets be real hololive management couldnt organize a pissup in a brewery but hey at least shes got that "half-demon half-angel" gimmick which is just code for "we couldnt decide on one trope so we shoved two together and called it deep"
and holojp5 oh god dont even get me started on these walking merch machines like lmao remember when people actually thought they were gonna be some revolutionary gen instead its just the same recycled archetypes with a fresh coat of paint you got your obligatory genki disaster (lui), your "cool" one who is actually a dork (koyori), your "sexy" one who is just awkward as hell (chloe), your "mysterious" one who is about as mysterious as a brick (laplus), and your "wildcard" who is just there to remind you that yes hololive still has a fetish for forced loli bait (nene) like wow how groundbreaking its almost like they followed the same fucking formula theyve been using since gen1 but with more twitter hashtags
and the fans oh GOD the fans dont even get me started on the absolute state of these simps writing 50 page dissertations on why their oshi is "actually nuanced" while ignoring the fact that theyre all reading off the same corpo-approved teleprompter like bro she doesnt love you she loves your credit card number and the fact that youll defend her to the death over a 2-second clipping taken out of context like the good little paypig you are
but whatever keep coping keep seething keep malding over your favorite jpeg waifu while the suits upstairs count their money and laugh at how easy it is to manipulate you with the same tired anime tropes year after year after year because at the end of the day none of this matters and were all just screaming into the void until the next big thing comes along to distract us from the crushing weight of our own irrelevance
anyway nimi sweep btw copium overdose
