After five years of following Hololive, I've reached the point where I'm completely burned out on "good enough" Vtubers. At this point, there's only one I still watch regularly. I know that over 99% of Vtubers wont fit the bill but I am hopeful that there is at least one person out there who I can still enjoy watching.
I'm looking for some recommendations, but I'm extremely autistic about what I like, so it's crucial that everything I mention applies exactly:

>female
>no drinking streams
>no male collabs
>likes streaming
>never mentions politics/religion or other polarizing topics
>doesn't play retro/fighting game slop
>is cute and entertaining on her own but also funny around others
>not a whore
>not pretending/acting/lying or faking her personality
>doesn't spam collabs
>doesn't spam zatsu streams
>is atleast a 3view
>actually likes her viewers

Tell me /vt/ does she exist or am I wasting my time searching for a mermaid?