Imagine being a grown ass man watching literal puppets and actually simping and donating to the puppets who are, at times operated by fat, obese men using voice changers, or corpos who saw an opportunity in you.
Not only are you sad enough to form a parasocial relationship with someone who will never even know your name, the person you're having a parasocial relationship with is a literal puppet, often encompassed by a fabricated personality.
It's the most parasocial thing possible to do. I sincerely thought regular parasocial relationships were peak but we're going beyond that point.

You're a tragedy.