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Came back from working as a server for a wedding. Slipped backwards in the kitchen carrying a gatorade jug full of ice water painful as fuck but thank the lord no one in the room. Actually, it probably would have been more funny if people saw it. P.S. this (I think Philipino) girl is the love of my life but she didn't give me her number the last time I worked with her which was almost a year ago.
