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>Ben is older than me, already at university, while I’m doing my tour, he gets me for a night out in London
>He books tickets for some comedy gig
>We get food at Ed’s diner, all American style stuff, I recommend it, there’s some lovely artery choking cheese chips and burgers there
>Spend ages wandering around looking for the gig
>It’s really funny in the end, like little start up comedians
>One of them just tells a story about breaking up with his girlfriend in a stupid voice, one of them does a load of stereotypical stuff about how he’s a black man looking after his kids, and the other guy ranted about us youngsters
>Brilliant
>Then we hit the bar at the comedy place, theres also a nightclub downstairs, but it’s full of old people
>Ben has an obsession with Jaegerbombs, so he keeps buying them for me, which is just awful
>We end up in a nightclub somewhere else, not sure how we got there
>it’s really shit
>we go to leave, I stumble into some guy and spill his drink
>fucking skinny twat with a stupid summer haircut (in February)
>starts stepping up to me pushing me, I tell him to fuck off
>He swings and misses, so I smack him one back
>I don’t miss
>Blood everywhere, he’s yelling
>Next thing I remember is this thump and I’m out cold
